Token characters forever

But it keeps all doctors away

Ima find out aswell

Keep posting, you ***s.

We'll show 'em...

Lemon squeezing...

Poor bumper sticker placement

I think I want to hear the story behind this

It’s always so hard to tell.

The new bathroom rug I ordered online VS the actual rug I received in the mail...... I'd say something is wrong here!

PETA has an attitude.

My dog was sleeping and I was drunk.

Ain’t that the truth

sTeVe CaRrElL

when you about to flame some kid then you stutter

Pls like my meme, i am in deep pain

It's perfect for my morning run

Ho's do make the best pies.

Well Charlotte is ***ing boring.

LAPD: Basically don’t call us about coyotes.

You know what this place needs?

sniff

Nightvision Gameshow

Savage

I’d be an expert...

Should've told him his mom reads plato

True Warrior !!

French Bowling

These bathroom doors.

I'm sorry I can't live up to this.

Trash but hey at least its OC

This guy on Rodeo Drive

That's how he turned out to be 6'6" and Black.

When a sign gotta go pee

Finished my Infinity Gauntlet for my next cosplay

Dominos app: Pizza out for delivery. Me :

Reasons Why I Cite My Sources

No quantum physics thanks

Anon meets a girl online

The League was so underrated.

What would you do?

Good advice

hopscotch is my favorite game...

Kansas City really lets tourists have a good time

First night of marriage as a devout christian

Because shes the...

Girlfriend's dad thought he would treat his daughters dog to a new name tag.

literally

This happens to everything I make anyway.

My roommate had a less than pleasant time at dinner this weekend.

You had me at free beer

How To Prepare Your Guinea Pig For Battle

Michael. This isn't a ***ing place for jokes.

pregrenanant titan moms

Ma, I come to bargain~

Honest Folgers Slogan

How cursed can one image be?

Gee I’ma tree.

Even Saudi Arabia is gender neutral.

There's a story behind every warning

How to get first place in a science fair caw caw.

In a video game, There would be a secret room behind here.

(Goodbye blue sky)

Anon's brother isn't smart

Something about Ash’s mum forcing Mr Mime to sit on the floor and eat out of a dog bowl makes me uneasy

hah

EEE

shots fired

Australian Spider Chart

You have been warned

How to make your daughter popular at school!

water

bye

no need

i see a toy...

How to show you truly care

what it feels like to finally gradutes...

Infinity Stones and

Providing for the family

ironic.mp4

lfor

Rastafarian printer

Majestic raccoon elegantly plays water harp

Oh yea? Well *** you too Broccoli

When an anime is not subbed

Saw this a few years back thought you guys would like it.

Human nature

What happens when I tell people I'm color blind

My brother just turned 36. His wife has a great sense of humor.

At $75 a person, the hors d'oeuvres at my mother's retirement party were the pinnacle of class.

Left in the photo-booth at skyzone in Lancaster, PA.

When the photo angle is just reich.

Found in a dollar store

Any hairdressers in the area?

NO!

Honest Benadryl Ad

For England, James?!

I photoshopped my gecko on the moon. thought it was pretty cute and funny

I'm On My Way!

Been in that rabbit costume a couple times