According to these instructions I need two Vietnamese people to help me assemble my dining room table

Turn it up to Catholic

nerfteen eighty four

When you have to protect the king at 10:30 but be at the ball at 10:35

Walking on through my park, learning about the local Flora

new girlfriend?

Walmart Yodeling kid, get the *** out of here. There's a new Champion.

oh how the chairs have turned

you the future

he do

Your mom called...

Non problematic clash royale video

e...give me five!!!!

HAHA, I can relate to this..

chirp

Han Sola

Walking all over your shit since the 15th century

Cat won't let you be Depressed!

Cooking times may vary

Right, okay.

At this point, no choice

Avengers 4 leaked scene.

Every Time

I’m pretty sure she’s looking for a new computer so she can design The Incredibles new super suits....

A true crossover.

*Dies*

relatable

Token characters forever

But it keeps all doctors away

Ima find out aswell

Keep posting, you ***s.

We'll show 'em...

Lemon squeezing...

Poor bumper sticker placement

I think I want to hear the story behind this

It’s always so hard to tell.

The new bathroom rug I ordered online VS the actual rug I received in the mail...... I'd say something is wrong here!

PETA has an attitude.

My dog was sleeping and I was drunk.

Ain’t that the truth

sTeVe CaRrElL

when you about to flame some kid then you stutter

Pls like my meme, i am in deep pain

It's perfect for my morning run

Ho's do make the best pies.

Well Charlotte is ***ing boring.

LAPD: Basically don’t call us about coyotes.

You know what this place needs?

sniff

Nightvision Gameshow

Savage

I’d be an expert...

Should've told him his mom reads plato

True Warrior !!

French Bowling

These bathroom doors.

I'm sorry I can't live up to this.

Trash but hey at least its OC

This guy on Rodeo Drive

That's how he turned out to be 6'6" and Black.

When a sign gotta go pee

Finished my Infinity Gauntlet for my next cosplay

Dominos app: Pizza out for delivery. Me :

Reasons Why I Cite My Sources

No quantum physics thanks

Anon meets a girl online

The League was so underrated.

What would you do?

Good advice

hopscotch is my favorite game...

Kansas City really lets tourists have a good time

First night of marriage as a devout christian

Because shes the...

Girlfriend's dad thought he would treat his daughters dog to a new name tag.

literally

This happens to everything I make anyway.

My roommate had a less than pleasant time at dinner this weekend.

You had me at free beer

How To Prepare Your Guinea Pig For Battle

Michael. This isn't a ***ing place for jokes.

pregrenanant titan moms

Ma, I come to bargain~

Honest Folgers Slogan

How cursed can one image be?

Gee I’ma tree.

Even Saudi Arabia is gender neutral.

There's a story behind every warning

How to get first place in a science fair caw caw.

In a video game, There would be a secret room behind here.

(Goodbye blue sky)

Anon's brother isn't smart

Something about Ash’s mum forcing Mr Mime to sit on the floor and eat out of a dog bowl makes me uneasy

hah

EEE

shots fired

Australian Spider Chart

You have been warned

How to make your daughter popular at school!

water

bye