The other day my partner offered to sew up a hole in my pocket. This morning I checked it and found this stitched into it...

wtf

Our City is proud to have the World's largest TeePee. Someone vandalised the sign last night...

ohh no

Smoothness level on this one is high

Duck Licking Sips

alright

When you're smoking for two

Bob Ross is Savage

America Circulation

2018 better

He is always watching. ALWAYS!

Helping Out

The evolution of fashion

Girls and boys given bandanas with no instructions.

Have we met each other?

Im a human

mats

The rabbit is a metaphor for my goals in life

r e l a t a b l e

R.I.P scooter kid

Can't Stump the Trump

Humble contribution to Pun Tuesday

An old concept, but still Gucci. I think...

spooky

This endcap at the store today

You are my drug

hue

5steps to recovery after a traumatic experience.

Books are dope

They discovered her fetish.

Yeah, lift my ban you ***er...

The Brave Knight

oh snap

TF2 > Overwatch

A Mustache is Just Eyebrows for the Lips.

Ahmad Rashad is the Michael Jordan of picking shitty groomsman.

Dead diet

Yis

Numer of years it took each product to reach 50 million users

An unsinkable business opportunity

Sorry, I'm british

This bed frame from IKEA

My favourite funny scene from The Naked Gun!!!

Please hurry

Water or....

Kitty cat flower power

yes

One of the best pleasures in life....

Hitler, Bin Laden and Toby...

hue

Don't be ricist!

Internet life

relate

Quick, we must go

This Houston Rockets fan

Prince "red thing" Harry

American psychos...

Spotted in the lot after my kid’s ball game

has this one been posted yet?

The incorrect spelling of Agents of SHIELD is trending twitter higher than the correct spelling.

Well I know what I’m doing this weekend

Let’s get him back before Saturday, because those are for the boys.

A fair warning.

Jesus’s brother, Bryan Christ

Be careful of it!

Terry Crews on move from FOX to NBC

When you lie on the resume and still get the job...

Job interviewers hate him

Susanne

Riddle

Old jokes die hard

hueeeee

Someone saved my ass today

total control of Flavortown is imminent

For her tenth birthday, my daughter wanted lasagna. Sure thing kid

This sign I saw outside of a church

cursed image

They really just argued through WiFi names

A lot of people have had their hope crushed by this sticker at LAX

Do I win for longest amazon order to ship award.

Auf Wiedersehen Kameraden.

Ruff day, pal?

Dad jokes are even cornier on Snapchat

Today my mate was climbing on top of cupboards when a teacher walked in, he then decides to pick up a textbook and start reading it as if that will justify his actions xD

Spent the week in the Dominican Republic. You've heard of "Plan B"? Well in the Dominican, they have...

Surprise test

>Incuming

Italian condoms are weird

Missed opportunity

Take a seat

For all you '90's kids out there, ever wonder how the talking dinosaurs from the show "Dinosaurs" came to be?

Jobs these days.

this dad is ready

Suspicious house

My brother inappropriately touched a seagull

Beware of well... just beware

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25 years in IT and I finally did it!

Oh....no