Meanwhile, at the BBQ in Oakland

I turn 30 today. My husband thought Dwight & Jim style “The Office” decor was appropriate.

That's what you get for trying to cheat.

Sphagetti

High there!

Before and after Sautéing spinach

I can finally eat SHELLFISH!

What your sleeping posture tells about you.

The big gay? Never heard of it

Anyone on tinder now?

Despacito? Nah, I prefer the original

Me me me

Buying a Motorcycle off Craigslist in MA ...

Teaching my girlfriend about comic book characters and naturally the best villain ever came up

Now on BBC British Bangin Children

I wonder what her intentions are for tonight...

Spotted in my hometown newspaper

A Japanese BBQ

"CAN WE BUY THEM ALL???"

hue

Essential Oils...

Somebody should inform the Pope.

The masters will be pleased.

Violent fight.

Anon is having issue with electricity

Dear slow walkers,

Unfortune cookie

Never change, Pooh

Who's in your shed?

You’ve gotta be kidding me

My favorite part :”D

My brother relate to this not me

Hotel Stay

Question?

What did you just say? I'll have you know that...

C'est vrai

It’s Funny How...

Let’s go!

Oh please tell me more!

IT WAS ONLY A FEW DRINKS CAW CAW

It's all for research purposes

Let’s think people! ;)

Don’t Make A Deal With A Duck.

An elderly lady asked me to change her background today because it looked like “a woman’s behind wearing a thong”

Pretty sure I had one at Taco Bell.

Not going to lie I loved this movie

McDonalds starting beef...

I wonder how she explains this

We’ve all been there....

Blackmail...........

When you drop your phone but the screen doesn't crack

I'm at a loss for words.

Prankster

Is this the real life

McDonalds Ball Pit Surprise

Jokes on them

"Wireless Mouse"

We’ve updated our privac-

Seems like a legit form of measurement

Oblivion logic

Children are hilarious! And a little odd...

Not even fortune cookies are safe from privacy updates

My dog went missing for an hour. She's been naughty

This guy's cosplay at comic con today

Anon takes some Xanax

He’s The One.

Oh no

This bird has more money than me

Fish Tales

This guy is living in 2058

I love sand

A powerful patronus indeed

RIP

Not again

Maybe I’m the *** ...

oof

Local Bar Menu

Message in a bottle...

We spared no expense!

Bork the police

Tumblr is DEEP

Realism in movies.

Inception 2: Conception

Oh no... OH YEAH

Media has the same problem.

Bloody hell Peter

Family Friendly Advertising

It really makes you wonder.

It knows too much!!

This perfectly timed photobomb

60$ plz, we need moar

MFW

Like a Brother, Your Grace.

Excuse me, have you heard?

I live in the basement. I told my dad I needed more natural light in my bedroom, so he bought me this mirror.

Does anyone object?

this toilet

it is

Only $39,000

Anon is cursed