An elderly lady asked me to change her background today because it looked like “a woman’s behind wearing a thong”

Pretty sure I had one at Taco Bell.

Not going to lie I loved this movie

McDonalds starting beef...

I wonder how she explains this

We’ve all been there....

Blackmail...........

When you drop your phone but the screen doesn't crack

I'm at a loss for words.

Prankster

Is this the real life

McDonalds Ball Pit Surprise

Jokes on them

"Wireless Mouse"

We’ve updated our privac-

Seems like a legit form of measurement

Oblivion logic

Children are hilarious! And a little odd...

Not even fortune cookies are safe from privacy updates

My dog went missing for an hour. She's been naughty

This guy's cosplay at comic con today

Anon takes some Xanax

He’s The One.

Oh no

This bird has more money than me

Fish Tales

This guy is living in 2058

I love sand

A powerful patronus indeed

RIP

Not again

Maybe I’m the *** ...

oof

Local Bar Menu

Message in a bottle...

We spared no expense!

Bork the police

Tumblr is DEEP

Realism in movies.

Inception 2: Conception

Oh no... OH YEAH

Media has the same problem.

Bloody hell Peter

Family Friendly Advertising

It really makes you wonder.

It knows too much!!

This perfectly timed photobomb

60$ plz, we need moar

MFW

Like a Brother, Your Grace.

Excuse me, have you heard?

I live in the basement. I told my dad I needed more natural light in my bedroom, so he bought me this mirror.

Does anyone object?

this toilet

it is

Only $39,000

Anon is cursed

Half empty, Half full

It’s not just a skill, it’s a way of life

Welcome back mate

After 4 straight winless seasons my basketball team finally won the championship. THIS is what hard work and practice looks like.

My daughter stole her brother’s favorite toy and gave him a makeover

Want a Peas of this?

Do bad puns ever stop being punny?

Zero Bark Thirty

Murica Everyone

One of the most pleasant things

Anon being himself

Thirsty bois get bladder sauce

WWSD?

Expected to do the impossible

most-used word in each state

Even if this meme is dead i had to post this

Someone's been torrenting

Telling kids how to have safe sex

Sound is crucial here

The best privacy policy update.

The privacy update

This is the most likely scenario

Ketchup -> @Paxiti

Vernacular

These were good times

Funny Snapchat Memes Of Birds #funny

The way these posts lined up

24 I you like me maybe I'll be brave enough to post my face

My 6 years old son kept asking me: "Do you need to go to the bathroom?" ...

Didn't get the letter

Six Things I Hope to Say in my Lifetime

knowledge

LOVE MEE!!!

When relatives say, “we’ll lose touch” if I delete Facebook

OMG I Laughed So Hard at This!

Dylan's being weird again...

haha yes

I think i'm coming down with a hangover

Follow up to the bramble jam pic!

hue

Well okay

We have updated our privacy policy

True, Very True.