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I found this on Amazon. The Q&A had me laughing for days

When fighting turns to love making

You cant shred with cheese. It ruins the pickups!!!

Get your self a girlfriend, they said. It would be fun, they said.

My recycling makes me look like the loneliest man in the world...

T pose

So people started reviewing the Pacific Ocean, and it's fantastic.

It is true though

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Anon is... or is he?

Every time my girlfriend's period starts, she sends me this

Somali Pirates got nothing on Dominos

I actually don’t own any shower gel at the moment so thanks.

Nothing is immune to R34

now we know where andy ended up

Pitbull is outclassed.

Yes I do, Kate.

Wendy is savage

THE HOTTEST THING THIS SUMMER:

You have failed me for the last time, Lord Pangolin.

Poor duck

Is this loss? you may never know for sure...

WAKANDA FOREVER!

Anthony Hopkins still from his upcoming movie Babushka

Oh..... Astrid....

Who wants some balls!

Ignore the human

Gotta send word somehow

This kid is going places, not necessarily good places, but still.

"Cosplay" at MCM Comic Con

When you forget to switch to your summer uniform

Just like us

And I’m so sorry

We told our dog she couldn't sleep up on the couch

Royal escorts

So that’s how!

How to protect yourself from a robot...!!!

So what's yours?

Has the world gone crazy?

Dumbledong

Our office is so competitive...

They put my friend’s service dog in the yearbook

dominance

Kid from a local elementary school were asked to bake assorted cookies, put them in a bag, and write something to the firefighters at the nearby firehouse on the bag...

Are wholesome greentext stories dead yet?

Hugelol at a show

Meanwhile, at the BBQ in Oakland

I turn 30 today. My husband thought Dwight & Jim style “The Office” decor was appropriate.

That's what you get for trying to cheat.

Sphagetti

High there!

Before and after Sautéing spinach

I can finally eat SHELLFISH!

What your sleeping posture tells about you.

The big gay? Never heard of it

Anyone on tinder now?

Despacito? Nah, I prefer the original

Me me me

Buying a Motorcycle off Craigslist in MA ...

Teaching my girlfriend about comic book characters and naturally the best villain ever came up

Now on BBC British Bangin Children

I wonder what her intentions are for tonight...

Spotted in my hometown newspaper

A Japanese BBQ

"CAN WE BUY THEM ALL???"

hue

Essential Oils...

Somebody should inform the Pope.

The masters will be pleased.

Violent fight.

Anon is having issue with electricity

Dear slow walkers,

Unfortune cookie

Never change, Pooh

Who's in your shed?

You’ve gotta be kidding me

My favorite part :”D

My brother relate to this not me

Hotel Stay

Question?

What did you just say? I'll have you know that...

C'est vrai

It’s Funny How...

Let’s go!

Oh please tell me more!

IT WAS ONLY A FEW DRINKS CAW CAW

It's all for research purposes

Let’s think people! ;)

Don’t Make A Deal With A Duck.

An elderly lady asked me to change her background today because it looked like “a woman’s behind wearing a thong”

Pretty sure I had one at Taco Bell.

Not going to lie I loved this movie

McDonalds starting beef...

I wonder how she explains this

We’ve all been there....

Blackmail...........

When you drop your phone but the screen doesn't crack

I'm at a loss for words.