Kitty found out that she was pregnant.
Speed Camara catches a Police car, maybe not.
Tbh draws way better than me.
So my cat really hates the vet lol
Make the call
Never sniff the butt
Limitless.
Who doesn't?
As someone with a shy bladder, *** whoever did this...
7/11
Bloody hell Karen
Free them!
Due the truckers manifestations, brazilian gas stations are out of gasoline. That’s how the pizza guy came to my neighbour’s house.
The goodest boy
They suspect nothing. Assimilation is complete.
White goes first
hue
Looks like my wife has been putting the label maker to good use
hunt
Lovely!!
When I planted a dwarf lemon tree, this wasn’t what I had in mind...
Off-brand cereals sound like weird euphemisms for gay people
Well, she's not lying.
Your face isn’t a coloring book
Ligma
Yoga with the girls
My grandma doesn't believe I am who I say I am..
I’ve been trying to get past step one for a while
Coming Soon
Banished from Flavortown
Bad Idea
Terry Put It In Reverse
This upgraded pain chart
Did you know???
Ducktectives?
The problem with skin coloured clothing.
Legendary stuff
You wouldn't want to drive there
dude
Unrealized Harry Potter novel
I think I'll go somewhere eles.
My teacher friend thought a student was checking the time too often during a test...
share the pain
This dude is one of us
USA Today might wanna learn where Colorado is on a map first
Perhaps
More joposting
Maximum ambien
Weird definition of 'a baby'
Giving away personal details
I hate sand
Yeah some people think so
Sounds like a connection!
Mission control????
Ouch
My friend's cat just sits there while silently judging you
Majestic
Economically correct
This is why you cant be a jedi Master
speech 100
Goddamn furries
a mans worst enemy is himself
MICHAEL, Jim put my troops in a horse again
Legit everytime
Nic Cage out here looking like he just got off a speedboat in Miami with 100 kilos of blow
The best part of living
Please give blood
Cat freaks out to find himself
Fortnite is Pay to Win
Pankakke
Only important letter is 'E' tho
A True Scientist
why
Fish school
I made this? ...I made this
Joposting
I'm torn!
This is like a real life episode of South Park
How I became the assistant to the regional manager
I'm not hungry anymore
Hank might ejaculate.
me too, gary... me too
You can't do that in the office, Mark.
When you didn't think you were gonna see a bridge but then you see a bridge
This would be my dogs tinder profile picture
I IS YOU
Don't lie... we've all been there...
Reminder that on this day, 28 years ago, Jon Arbuckle drank dog semen
Drax The Legend
My new kitten enthusiastically singing the song of his people in the car.
Please be Florida please be florida
Redneckin problems.
Hello There
Thinking:
Am I speaking to the manager?
AAAA
good day
I’m trying to report the news Ms
"I want an authentic experience"
I wonder