This would be me if I was a rat.

Must be nice to not have legs

Dear Algebra..

Classic...old, but good

Poor Brock..

Such majesty

This is getting out of hand

The Dog and Death

Forget the cat- I'm more interested in the super-tiny golden retriever on the vet's shoulder

I think it was time for Thomas to leave.

Good Luck Anon

peck

Poor ice cream

Name This Plant Please

What A Star

Well that just happened!

"Hey, pass me a cigarette."

Italian Tonight

Boi

Granny is a Savage

Everytime

Feelsbadman

So much truth in this

urgent!

Stolen af

If i was the last person on Earth, would you date me ?

"THIS CLOSE"

NO!I still want to sleep for a while......

Shout outs to the people who left porn in woods to be discovered.

Kitty found out that she was pregnant.

Speed Camara catches a Police car, maybe not.

Tbh draws way better than me.

So my cat really hates the vet lol

Make the call

Never sniff the butt

Limitless.

Who doesn't?

As someone with a shy bladder, *** whoever did this...

7/11

Bloody hell Karen

Free them!

Due the truckers manifestations, brazilian gas stations are out of gasoline. That’s how the pizza guy came to my neighbour’s house.

The goodest boy

They suspect nothing. Assimilation is complete.

White goes first

hue

Looks like my wife has been putting the label maker to good use

hunt

Lovely!!

When I planted a dwarf lemon tree, this wasn’t what I had in mind...

Off-brand cereals sound like weird euphemisms for gay people

Well, she's not lying.

Your face isn’t a coloring book

Ligma

Yoga with the girls

My grandma doesn't believe I am who I say I am..

I’ve been trying to get past step one for a while

Coming Soon

Banished from Flavortown

Bad Idea

Terry Put It In Reverse

This upgraded pain chart

Did you know???

Ducktectives?

The problem with skin coloured clothing.

Legendary stuff

You wouldn't want to drive there

dude

Unrealized Harry Potter novel

I think I'll go somewhere eles.

My teacher friend thought a student was checking the time too often during a test...

share the pain

This dude is one of us

USA Today might wanna learn where Colorado is on a map first

Perhaps

More joposting

Maximum ambien

Weird definition of 'a baby'

Giving away personal details

I hate sand

Yeah some people think so

Sounds like a connection!

Mission control????

Ouch

My friend's cat just sits there while silently judging you

Majestic

Economically correct

This is why you cant be a jedi Master

speech 100

Goddamn furries

a mans worst enemy is himself

MICHAEL, Jim put my troops in a horse again

Legit everytime

Nic Cage out here looking like he just got off a speedboat in Miami with 100 kilos of blow

The best part of living

Please give blood

Cat freaks out to find himself

Fortnite is Pay to Win

Pankakke

Only important letter is 'E' tho