Big penis OR great memory - which one you choose?

Bad teeth

My culture is not your snackfood!

Lawbreaker

Had to do a double-take walking down the hallway at work this morning.

Oh yeah that's what you doing

Gotta try this.

Stop Killing Gingers..

Hugelol.jpg

Make sure to let your dough rise in a cool, dry area.

The F5 key and updates

Always Rember

This one always cracks me up

How to properly love a dog

New edition.

*Laugh Track*

anon reeee-invents himself

yess

I see

Anon helps a kid

Scary true

June's a lucky girl

Would you be surprised?

This laptop takes a picture of whoever wakes it up

Only one

Shitty OC

Driver IQ Level: -912494734

Just put two 12 inch subs and an amp in the back of my car

Could work...

There’s a snake in my boot!

Your Uber has arrived at your location

Mixed Senses.

The masterpiece we deserve

When you're getting beatup and your fat friend tries to help

Kleenex really gave this Spider-Man tissue box a "crappy" design

Not hungry, eh?

This is so SAD can we P L E A S E copy strike the cuban dairy market?

Take a look at Vishnu Arora's collection.

He saved everyone but couldn't save himself

A job well done.

win after win

Near Toronto

Hiring a responsible person

Have fun with those meetings

Rocky hasn’t been taking well to his training

Prove me wrong.

Lets Go Superdorks!

A unique coffee order request...

I got my deaf mother hooked on Parks & Rec. Yesterday she sent me this picture and the message, "I'm sure it is."

Literally!!!

Goals.

Our FaceTime perfectly froze when my girlfriend’s dog was about to puke on her.

Sentry

How time reverses things.

Warning in advance.

Lactose Anyone?

Remember, don't forget to call me "Chief".

My wife sent me our son's music results with the comment "I can think of, like, 7 ex-boyfriends who needed a scoresheet like this"!

Life advice for any age.

That time of year!

I’m gonna have to try that

Went to a job interview, saw this in the lobby.

Bravo!

RIP Daniel

Quit for good

Should a Girl go out like this?

"What do you mean I'm adopted??"

Nonna’s pasta brings all the boys to the yard

Nail'd it.

Water in Italy.

Grammar police at it again

I found both sides of the story

Surpass the limitations

Rip loli tag

My mom unknowingly bought a bong for her crystal/glass collection. We have no intention of telling her.

Attention passengers..

Our new foster dog’s reaction when you ask her if she’s a good girl...

Ungrateful brats

Eminem is a Legend

My kid's grounded so she had to help power wash the deck. I came back to this. Grounding extended.

So THAT'S what those orange cones were for.

Autists

This is what international diplomacy has come to in 2018

Stupid gold diggers

Welcome to Hell, Mom!

Apple Now Supports Windows

No word on whether the Missus was similarly satisfied.

:notlikethis:

shit tier meme sorry

accurate

Good morning, comrades!

When you keep writing "deoxyribonucleic acid" instead of "DNA" in your bio essay to meet minimum page requirement

It's all ok now

NO BANTA LICENSE!

Some drugs are cheaper

An ad for a BBQ Dad

Perfect irony.

The Early Bird Gets The....Nevermind.

Wipe Away the Tears

Awesome Selfie with the gang! Cool shot