Forget inches and measure by occupation or status!

Dog gets told to get off the couch

Vegan face

Requested a photo of James Earl Jones for my hotel room. 5 star customer service

Living in Portland some things no longer surprise me

Nothing’s worse than missing the snacks.

Don’t be that guy.

Every Time I try to talk to women

Battle Cat

Best bubble bath

The fast and the camera man

They put Kevin Hart on the kids cam.

He got alcohol delivered to the store while waiting for his girlfriend

Flirt!

Lets make this the next Deadpool Movie poster

I’m Speechless

Don’t be an ***, Craig.

We should start doing this too

When it’s leg day & you can’t go to the gym ..

The young warrior

It's not pirates...

Damn summer

These millennial dogs are just spoiled these days.

Epic battle

Sooooo..... about that thundercats reboot.

He makes a good point.

My marriage in a nutshell.

The glory days of youth

How to pay a ticket

Telepathic Facebook

I’m in uh...a bit of a situation here pal

Goose photobomb

Took my girlfriend to a spa the other day

Into the fire

Lottery winner shows up in an emoji mask - it’s perfect

Let em’ hang low.

Damnit Bobby

Creepy

When You Have Security In ATM

My feed knows what's up

I wanna join

Why flirt when there’s life alert?

Free Clothes.

When you’re on Google Maps and think: “That son of a *** got me.”

Jawohl!

Queen and Dog

That tricycle though

“Fill in the Marvel Hero”

That time a commenter got more upvotes than Bourdain himself

Piece of punny art by a friend of mine.

It's a ferret, if you're confused..

Now he gets it...

Basicly

The real heroes of this sub

A Mother's Love

Doo doo reboots.

Apple's new Measure app is about to ruin some guys lives.

My wife got a new label printer

Yam Facts

I'm laughing and scared

College graduate with an awesome attitude

Lmao, oh man

Since many of you wanted Gyllenhaal

We are fabolous

Relatable

(☭ ͜ʖ ☭)

Damn it Karen you just don't understand

Me want cookies!

Any professional chefs in the house?

Keep being awesome Nyanners

"You must be 18 years or older"

This sub is made of the same thing as my coffee sleeve

Incurable

Ours*

Don't forget to take an action figure with you when you go fishing

multiverse theory supports a universe where loss memes don't exist

They see John Rollin'.. They Hatin'......

Hard choice made while hard

KGB Doesn't Fool Around

And he died peacefully...

She’s doing it wrong

koalo vs euclypetas

Just your daily Office meme

wut

Fly on

Gewdddd

We have ascended

Too much catfeine.

Feels bad man. (First attempt to produce OC, pls be gentle <3)

Me at the slightest inconvenience

If football didn't exist this would be a way cooler tweet

CHOKE DADDY

Mark Ruffalo VS Robert Downey Jr

What would you do if you were the last person on Earth?

Best engagement photo

Why science teachers should not be given playground duty.

He better bring his jukebox money

Good on ya mate

Can You!

(E/c^2)eta Memes