Every true American has one.

My pleasure.

Poker moves...

when you major in Design.

Clouds have feelings too

***ing Florida man....

This is why cash is king.

Explosions make everything better.

New Sitting Arrangement for Future Summits

Australian camping grounds

Hmm well a man ahead of his time

Damn, she's ON FIRE!

Very, very relatable

If it ripples, you better run.

Being gay is gay and that's gay

My buddy left Texas to help out in Hawaii. I may have doctored minor details in the photo. I'll donate $10 for every 100 upvotes towards those in need in Hawaii.

It was a rough weekend at our cabin

Everything is fuᶜᵏing BR

Unicorns aren't the only things that poop rainbows...

*Hisssssssssss*

- I M P O R T A N T -

This is so sad, can we hit ourselves

When it finally hits that you really are having another one...

it's been 16 years and i still cant understand how the heck they got to sneak Scooby Doo in a plane with that costume

Can't stop laughing at these dogs underwater

She heard us getting ready to go for a walk.

So a guy came in and cancelled his Planet Fitness membership today.

Gondor

I actually had to come out as straight

Dr. Horse

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

"But Chinese cartoons are a sin, that's destroting our children"

There really is no other way

She loves her head being scratched; until she doesn’t and turns on you in a split second

wait ʷʰᵃᵗ

Canadian goose

Hmm that’s not entirely how I remember it

Square it is

For Sale !!

Just a woman posing with a tornado, 1989

Nice day for a swim

Driving up and down I-95 over the holiday weekend with cops in all the emergency turnarounds.

This jet was surely shooting for the stars

Like cats and dogs

OMG THIS

Hell ye boi

I made my wife mad so my kitty Milo was my date.

Wasn't expecting this result when I searched 'onomatopoeia'

Thank you for your service.

Please believe me!

Nothing worse than slow internet

King of the Hill never disappoints me!

Adoption at its limits :D

Well, that's how you do it.

[Sweating] heh I saw him just now, heh

We’ve got a 2319!

side effects include racism and desire to kill younglings

So I ordered a lettuce burger thinking it would come on two PIECES of lettuce..

Just chillin at the local dive...

why

You must've lost yo goddamn mind

Sign at my local coffee shop

It’s not wrong..

Ended up behind this guy today

She said i would never find it ... Pfft

For those of you whose dogs always follow you to the restroom. Photo: Rob Sedwick

Yer a Grand Wizard, Harry!

YYYYYYYY????

Be careful. Respect everything.

Funnily enough, the american one looks like their ancestors got Nuked, and not the other way around.

Thriiiiiller

Oh how times have changed...

2’s Day.

Dispurse and go get some

I decided to take this picture instead of warning my friend

They forgot the lube function of shampoo. That'd make it 7 in 1

How Not To Get Shot In Milwaukee

Big Day In History

Legitimate Question

This happens every time our neighbors grill.

retry

He's bread, Jim.

Miscommunication in the workplace

We're all slowly training ourselves to be just like this AI

There's uh, shrimp-kebabs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo....

Alexa: Remind me to feed the baby

How to let kids keep their distance

Honoring a Hero....PSA because no one at the party got the joke.

I miss topgear

Thanks to Apple and a truely dedicated 3 year old I only have 43.4 years to wait!

the cutest third wheel

A N I N T E R E S T I N G T I T L E

All this drama...

In this economy?

Sorry, eh?

Same..... same

what a HAPPY DOG

Basically why we all exist

aw :(

You wot garl?