This is so sad, can we hit members of the subfamily Cricetinae?

when the headlines start with "Florida man" you know its gonna be dumb af

how to salmon

Anon has an irrational fear

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The wifi was off?!

ya boi

well yes lol

A different view...

Vampires and Virgins

selfie with the squad.

This is how SoundCloud rappers get to LA

Penalty!

My favorite shirt

Shut up Kyle

So this just happend when my mom sent my grandma a meme...

Cats will always find a way to be where they don’t belong lol

I laughed inappropriately loud at the store

My daughter injured her chin today and at dinner received this fortune cookie.

This gorilla looks like he's having his undergraduate philosophy lecture outside since it's a nice day

Yeah... I didn't want to grow up, either

Immense Pressure

Jesus seems pretty dense.

Pray for Dingding

He had one job.....and he did a hell of a job.

and she denies it anytime i talk about her doing this

One of my co workers stepped on a bug outside our marketing department. A few minutes later this appeared

Did I drink too much, or am I seeing Scooby-Doo in my glass?

You’re not the boss of me

only place i’ll eat at

King James falling into the seats looked like some sort of renaissance composition

Meet patient zero of the next global pandemic

*** did what?

If my personality was a starfish...

My cat Furgus. He also doubles up as a step.

Oml

They don't make Em' like this anymore

How does one show taste?

Poor Terry will never live this moment down...

How Hitler was even more evil than you think

Real life kangaroo LaBeouf

Nothing really matters to me.

Cute friends

I wish someone looked at me like Michael Jackson looks at Freddie Mercury

I have no idea what it has to do with the movie, but if you say cocaine pairs well with a burger...I will try it.

As long as everybody happy..

Low self-esteem? Have a meme.

Nestle is going after the human race. Get woke people!

Annoying thing about working in customer service

Forgive me father for I may have sinned: someone put this under the windshield wiper on my Tundra

I don't feel so good..

Be careful who you make fun of in middle school

PRe-d1ckTi0N¿

I wouldn't mind being stuck in this jam

Duh

This Happy Seal has got some tricks up his wings. It’s Not Safe to Sea.

The True American Hero

Free Coffee?

Bachelor status 5/7

Just what it takes to ruin your childhood.

The interns at my friend's office sure are special

Had to get help to refill the receipt printer at CVS

“Special Mowing Unit”

Frigid

Delibarate Action Bonus

“Bet we can beat you at hide and seek Uncle David!” Bet you ***in’ can’t.

Get inspired

Lame template for shitty OC #1

Traps around the world ✘

My Kung Fu is strong

HDL gets bamboozled

This is some next level shit

heh

Guess the Russian

*Muffled Pumped up Kicks in the distance*

new overwatch hero looks lit

Oh shit

Lost in translation.

“Roast me”

It's my first day as a Dad. It's already happening:

Your imaginary friend is not real

Friend was on a flight today and received this

Anon meets chad ᵂʰᵒˡᵉˢᵒᵐᵉ✔

Lil’ Woody

You don’t surf

Especially In The Dark

When a post has 666 upvotes so I give it one more

Sit down boys, the man is here

My dads been home sick from work

I guess we’re all gonna just pretend that this never happened...

Trying to enjoy life like..

Public Restrooms Yass

This is how my friend cat sits

Good luck charm

My nephew met a bison the other day

Chris is the true hero.

Oh no. A fence!

Oof, hurtful

Things that look related, but aren’t

New biological parents