I wish someone looked at me like Michael Jackson looks at Freddie Mercury

I have no idea what it has to do with the movie, but if you say cocaine pairs well with a burger...I will try it.

As long as everybody happy..

Low self-esteem? Have a meme.

Nestle is going after the human race. Get woke people!

Annoying thing about working in customer service

Forgive me father for I may have sinned: someone put this under the windshield wiper on my Tundra

I don't feel so good..

Be careful who you make fun of in middle school

PRe-d1ckTi0N¿

I wouldn't mind being stuck in this jam

Duh

This Happy Seal has got some tricks up his wings. It’s Not Safe to Sea.

The True American Hero

Free Coffee?

Bachelor status 5/7

Just what it takes to ruin your childhood.

The interns at my friend's office sure are special

Had to get help to refill the receipt printer at CVS

“Special Mowing Unit”

Frigid

Delibarate Action Bonus

“Bet we can beat you at hide and seek Uncle David!” Bet you ***in’ can’t.

Get inspired

Lame template for shitty OC #1

Traps around the world ✘

My Kung Fu is strong

HDL gets bamboozled

This is some next level shit

heh

Guess the Russian

*Muffled Pumped up Kicks in the distance*

new overwatch hero looks lit

Oh shit

Lost in translation.

“Roast me”

It's my first day as a Dad. It's already happening:

Your imaginary friend is not real

Friend was on a flight today and received this

Anon meets chad ᵂʰᵒˡᵉˢᵒᵐᵉ✔

Lil’ Woody

You don’t surf

Especially In The Dark

When a post has 666 upvotes so I give it one more

Sit down boys, the man is here

My dads been home sick from work

I guess we’re all gonna just pretend that this never happened...

Trying to enjoy life like..

Public Restrooms Yass

This is how my friend cat sits

Good luck charm

My nephew met a bison the other day

Chris is the true hero.

Oh no. A fence!

Oof, hurtful

Things that look related, but aren’t

New biological parents

What the f*ck is this

This is how you should play football?

Anon snaps his neck

Yep, thats it

If you ring the bell

Las Vegas...

ᵂʰᵃᵗ?

My local bakery in Germany...

ouch

We're trying to save money so she packed me a lunch.

Buzzfeed doesn’t know how VHS’s work

World Cup ...

I've actually never seen this before!

Don’t Drink and Drive Brother!

Someone was using my Spotify account without my permission, but I got the last laugh

This is the part of the New Testament they won’t teach you

Oof

Worst nightmare.

My dad, master of the dad jokes

For a coworker that quit, came back and now quit again.

My gf ordered “A side of fries” with a southern accent

All the rocks

Axolotl are in danger of extintion

19 and a half

Historically acurate

Looked up and noticed this while using the bathroom.

Best new fashion. Looks great on you buddy!

My local recruiters office for the Navy

He's our spirit animal

Teacher said we are allow to bring single side paper for notes during final.

Obviously

You don’t want the humans to think we’re complete savages Dave.

They have so much vroom!

I gave up carbs and sugar, so this is how my family celebrated my birthday. I love them

If I had to explain this to my mother I'd kill myself instead

Shaving.

Batmobile.

This bird wrote you a song and it really means a lot to him

AKA Goat***ers Intrrgalactic

IT Professionals will understand.

In Spanish-speaking countries, the tooth fairy is a mouse . This is my dentist office.

It is time...

As long as the Teacher says No Homo it's fine