CAT it is

Google Assistant apparently doesn't like being called other AI's names

My food prep is finally giving me that body I always wanted.

When you live with your parents vs. When you start living alone

2 versions of the same story, one fantasy and another derogatory!

The only Argentinian to lift a cup in the past 23 years

How do I join?

Childhood store is closing

Disappointing Grandpa

Looters.

Gamecube

Texas kinda rules sometimes huh

Trump is doomed

Summer in Arizona really makes you reflect on one's life choices.

Attaaaaaaack!

Howl you doin?

Joseph best Jojo

Oof

It all seemed very legit.

Spider-Man isn't playing any games.

That should be comfy

What u see vs what she sees...

WORKS EVERY TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!

Poor caterpillar!

who gives a flying f*ck!

This is a sign I can get behind

cursed

Ouch

My friend sent me this from Electric Forest 2018.

Funny sign I saw in Norway

I mean, ... true.

Quick, get some bone hurting juice.

True, but there's actually only 52 frames in it though.

heh

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

3 in 1

We have an office dog and he visited me today.

Itza woman

So. I just got back from Australia......

When your 80 year old grandma is sharing memes on Facebook

Disney princesses as cement mixers

OfferUp Asking Price: $80, Low Baller Offer: $15, The Screenshots: Priceless

Meteorologist knows wassup

I'll never look at them the same again.

Hands-free?

Rest your breast also works

Vintage Selfie!

True story! Stay fit you guys.!!

Surveillance System's

My nephew waiting for the pool to fill

Lol, kids.

The people at my local Toys R Us did this

What's wrong with this pic

German store is giving soccer balls away for free so that the next generation plays better.

Jurassic Park at the rally at the White House today

And one of the biggest meme pages worldwide

Hnnnggg

Shit, I thought you said mom’s new bf was a *cheater*

When your HOA won’t let you put a pool in your yard!

One of my favorite tweets right now

Comment with names typical of this behavior

Geoffrey's final farewell

haha, yes

Video game tokens got replenished at work. I left this for the next manager.

How this African American man manages to cleverly evade being racially profiled by cops

We all know someone like this.

Burns the soul alive

That work-life balance

What wish does your butt make??

I love you anyway

Nice

mr moustache was wrong

Nice bush...

My fiancée didn't think it was funny

Laziness Master Level Unlocked.

My 13 yo daughter made this short comic

he is so happy

Swedish fans.

Saudi Man or Yummy Jam

After 9 months with me, this is how my phone wants to start every sentence.

I will have 6 of those please

@downudder

Toothpaste Tube looking for “Death with Dignity”...

Some Shady Shit

Now that's a wild ride!

Inappropriate dad jokes

"all cultures are superior" woman driver edition

The moment you realize you forgot to turn off the flash...

Impressive

Practice makes perfect...

You Maniacs!

Just India things

U P V O T E I T W O R K S

What a goddamn ride

Dokidokiposting

My sister was gardening outside when she turned around to find our cat like this...

I see you weather station.log and raise you a coconut

Carrey Family Reunion

Doesn't a joke require someone to listen to you?

gods