Toothpaste Tube looking for “Death with Dignity”...

Some Shady Shit

Now that's a wild ride!

Inappropriate dad jokes

The moment you realize you forgot to turn off the flash...

Impressive

Practice makes perfect...

You Maniacs!

Just India things

U P V O T E I T W O R K S

What a goddamn ride

Dokidokiposting

My sister was gardening outside when she turned around to find our cat like this...

I see you weather station.log and raise you a coconut

Carrey Family Reunion

Doesn't a joke require someone to listen to you?

gods

This is so sad, can we hit members of the subfamily Cricetinae?

when the headlines start with "Florida man" you know its gonna be dumb af

how to salmon

Anon has an irrational fear

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

The wifi was off?!

ya boi

well yes lol

A different view...

Vampires and Virgins

selfie with the squad.

This is how SoundCloud rappers get to LA

Penalty!

My favorite shirt

Shut up Kyle

So this just happend when my mom sent my grandma a meme...

Cats will always find a way to be where they don’t belong lol

I laughed inappropriately loud at the store

My daughter injured her chin today and at dinner received this fortune cookie.

This gorilla looks like he's having his undergraduate philosophy lecture outside since it's a nice day

Yeah... I didn't want to grow up, either

Immense Pressure

Jesus seems pretty dense.

Pray for Dingding

He had one job.....and he did a hell of a job.

and she denies it anytime i talk about her doing this

One of my co workers stepped on a bug outside our marketing department. A few minutes later this appeared

Did I drink too much, or am I seeing Scooby-Doo in my glass?

You’re not the boss of me

only place i’ll eat at

King James falling into the seats looked like some sort of renaissance composition

Meet patient zero of the next global pandemic

*** did what?

If my personality was a starfish...

My cat Furgus. He also doubles up as a step.

Oml

They don't make Em' like this anymore

How does one show taste?

Poor Terry will never live this moment down...

How Hitler was even more evil than you think

Real life kangaroo LaBeouf

Nothing really matters to me.

Cute friends

I wish someone looked at me like Michael Jackson looks at Freddie Mercury

I have no idea what it has to do with the movie, but if you say cocaine pairs well with a burger...I will try it.

As long as everybody happy..

Low self-esteem? Have a meme.

Nestle is going after the human race. Get woke people!

Annoying thing about working in customer service

Forgive me father for I may have sinned: someone put this under the windshield wiper on my Tundra

I don't feel so good..

Be careful who you make fun of in middle school

PRe-d1ckTi0N¿

I wouldn't mind being stuck in this jam

Duh

This Happy Seal has got some tricks up his wings. It’s Not Safe to Sea.

The True American Hero

Free Coffee?

Bachelor status 5/7

Just what it takes to ruin your childhood.

The interns at my friend's office sure are special

Had to get help to refill the receipt printer at CVS

“Special Mowing Unit”

Frigid

Delibarate Action Bonus

“Bet we can beat you at hide and seek Uncle David!” Bet you ***in’ can’t.

Get inspired

Lame template for shitty OC #1

Traps around the world ✘

My Kung Fu is strong

HDL gets bamboozled

This is some next level shit

heh

Guess the Russian

*Muffled Pumped up Kicks in the distance*

new overwatch hero looks lit

Oh shit

Lost in translation.

“Roast me”

It's my first day as a Dad. It's already happening:

Your imaginary friend is not real

Friend was on a flight today and received this

Anon meets chad ᵂʰᵒˡᵉˢᵒᵐᵉ✔