Bot attempts to write an episode of Triple D

Venti mistake

Neymar questionable for next game after team picture leaves him writhing in pain.

I think the word you’re looking for is ‘cylinder’

Marco....

Well that's a shame

Hot and juicy

The first idea is always the hardest...

Made a custom keyboard suited to my needs.

This Amazon review is perfect

Texting while driving.

When you subscribe during a live stream on Twitch

For the win!

Everything but my company!

Every time I have a problem...

Jojos beetzarre adventure

Summer Body Dreams

Opening day of zucchini Season.

These genetically modified creatures must be stopped!

Grandma is a traitor!

Posting this from my personal phone booth.

These employees at NASA totally look like they're about to drop the most fire mixtape in the galaxy

The battle continues...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

facts

Seven years ago, USA TODAY gave us the greatest newspaper graphic of all time

Performance Anxiety

Blue Suede Shoes

worth the wait

my type of soccer game

Have a look at this robot reading a book.

Cannibalism 2018

We're hitting cancer levels that shouldn't even be possible

i want to die

Aliens are coming!

Yes that's how it is...

New level of baking

I hope it helps

wolf

London Underground Weather Update

pulp

relatable

yeeet

This is so sad, can we hit delivery boys?

He is a good Spotter...LOL

The most wonderful thing in the whole wide world

I'll never forgive the ToddHowardese!

You Have Respect Man

"He's just standing there, menacingly"

wow

Power move, indeed

Oof

sexy

Game of the Year

the implication

Kill me, kill me now

Is that even a question

This is thine dick in a box

This is D&D, not Philosophy 101

Best fortune

Scotty nooooooo

Final Fantasy VII (1997)

I can show you the wayyy

hue

Happiest Grannies

xxxdoodleion

I'm so lonely. I need friends...

When you are single for so long anything starts to look good....

Ah yes.. “Just buy a new one”

Emu

Finally found the square root.

How’s it feel, ***?

Mozart was a Mad Lad himself

Can’t let the demons get me

Goodbye cruel world!

My parents took my sister and her friends paint-balling for her birthday. My dad’s not really the aggressive type....

Sometimes homelessness isn't a bad thing.

A Class Of Students Were Required To Pick A Marvel Character To Embody Within A Resume And Cover Letter. This Is What One Student Handed In

The hardest choices require the strongest wills

Vegan poop..

This is the face I make when someone hands me a $100 bill for their $3.11 total...

Outside vs Inside

“Can I bum a smoke bro?”

Sequel of the Year

My 70 year old grandma got some new coasters.

time to invade

I believe in you, bottom of pan.

HHHHAAAAAAAA!! *cue creepy music*

Clergy In Space! Pew.. Pew...

If I could only reach down there

I SAID

Pardon me

This bad boy can fit so much crossover memes in it

When the time comes you need this

Wisdom from Tony

I like this version so much more.

Pen?

Punk rock kitty.

me_irl

There is no punchline, just 50 seconds of this