Bought a gag swimsuit to get a laugh from my husband while in Aruba. Turns out it’s the only one that fits. Guess this is my life now.

Such a bad boy

And we have a lift off!

The world was never the same again

Listen to Trajan

Croatia

i CAN'T SAY THAT I CAN RELATE.

Fleshlight promised me DISCREET packaging...

not wholesome

bamboozled again

Fonts do matter

new review

Wholesome

A picture of my friends and I as the table broke mid picture.

100% off

A Canadian's missing cat poster

Good for yoooooooou!!!!

The cat makes this picture great

Times are getting real tough

Harley Davidson

Hope it fits here.

Ain’t that the truth!

This is a perfect representation of only hearing one side of the story, when it could be a completely different view from the other side lol

I have no idea how that happened

Cant let your lady get the wrong idea.

Quit your shit Sharon...

Technically, that is true.

They are evolving

Not sure where this is from, but i love it.

I wouldn't recommend this game

When you try to unlock "suit only" achievement

Handed my teenage son a caulk gun and told him to put caulk all over the plywood. I think he misheard me

It’s so true it hurts. 215!

FOR ROME!!!!

Im not going to lie, i chuckled a little bit from this.

This is getting interesting

Banboozled by your own blood

Look at this photograph.

... and that is how vegans are born:

Not a BEARY appropriate answer.

I put googly eyes on my pooper scooper so I can chase the dogs around the yard with it saying "give me your poopy!!!!"

Nice save..

Emotional support animal

My watch reflects my personality

That window's an ***

Went upstairs to get water and...

Do lions eat monkeys?

Today my husband gets to be reminded of what he married a year ago...

Mark Ruffalo visits children's hospital in his Hulk costume.

free format

Don’t drink and drive folks

*slides another 5$*

World Cup final prediction

No one does smart comedy like Monty Python.

While flying on a plane...

Bullet Bill - the car

My 13 yo daughter left me a death threat on a Saturday morning.

Japanese tourists next to me in a noodle kitchen in Saigon. The waiter just brought a plate of lettuce.

A cocoaine apartment?

yes?!

God is love, but.....

When you’re a nice guy, but you gotta promote

Jason Voorbees

How Backpack seller answers a question

women f*cks entire country at once

Top 10 ultimate anime moves

further from god or closer to science?

Saw this at the diner this morning

This room sure could use some more natural light.

Hot Dog's ftw !

Quote of the day.

Sheryl

My friend’s boyfriend was not happy about his kindergarten picture. His parents still have it framed in their house 20 years later..

Ear rapu-des!

Maby a little bit...

When a program is not responding

Pointing to what I want on my $5 foot long.

Brits Are Witty ASF

World wide web

I have been lied to my entire life!

weil

V relatable

Customer is god right?

it was pretty obvious

I wrote "meme" like 200 times in the delivery instructions

Missed childhood

TANK!

Anon is gay

10/10 would accept.

I'm not insulting you. I'm describing you.

Everyone's favorite source of fake news is back

Favourite barber shop review ever

One of the best Jim & Dwight moments.

Tense.

It's Friday the 13th but, I feel safe knowing they're out there keeping us safe.

so my dad found out my girlfriend broke up with me today...

This is my last resort!

Made my day...... And her's.

Thick Thighs Save Lives

He shouldn’t have been ashamed of it, some men can only dream to have that...