I was typing on my phone while the teatcher was explaining how to write in screenplay format
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Welp...I guess we found him.
Thanks to immigration
Liquids take shape of their containers
Not just curiosity
So this is why my dog barks at night!
“You can only enter this website if you’re 18 or older!”
Crashing next to these two signs...
This man is dating a gremlin
There is no point of that. I just wanted to share.
Nervous first day on the job
When you basically did nothing your entire life
When your names say it all
Napoleon played the long game
When your clickbait gets wrecked
The real World Cup winner
A story of molten love
What an exciting match!
[X] I disbelieve you
Just set it to zero
The best friendships
I found this man at a beer fest with this cool shirt
Is your throat ready?
i’m a balloon cop
Someone needs to explain
You don't need a gaming PC
Your father's middle name must be with 5 characters
The most helpful review for a black out shade at Wal-Mart
That‘s one way of earning respect
Bought a gag swimsuit to get a laugh from my husband while in Aruba. Turns out it’s the only one that fits. Guess this is my life now.
Such a bad boy
And we have a lift off!
The world was never the same again
Listen to Trajan
i CAN'T SAY THAT I CAN RELATE.
Fleshlight promised me DISCREET packaging...
Fonts do matter
A picture of my friends and I as the table broke mid picture.
A Canadian's missing cat poster
Good for yoooooooou!!!!
The cat makes this picture great
Times are getting real tough
Hope it fits here.
Ain’t that the truth!
This is a perfect representation of only hearing one side of the story, when it could be a completely different view from the other side lol
I have no idea how that happened
Cant let your lady get the wrong idea.
Quit your shit Sharon...
Technically, that is true.
They are evolving
Not sure where this is from, but i love it.
I wouldn't recommend this game
When you try to unlock "suit only" achievement
Handed my teenage son a caulk gun and told him to put caulk all over the plywood. I think he misheard me
It’s so true it hurts. 215!
Im not going to lie, i chuckled a little bit from this.
This is getting interesting
Banboozled by your own blood
Look at this photograph.
... and that is how vegans are born:
Not a BEARY appropriate answer.
I put googly eyes on my pooper scooper so I can chase the dogs around the yard with it saying "give me your poopy!!!!"
Emotional support animal
My watch reflects my personality
That window's an ***
Went upstairs to get water and...
Do lions eat monkeys?
Today my husband gets to be reminded of what he married a year ago...
Mark Ruffalo visits children's hospital in his Hulk costume.
Don’t drink and drive folks
*slides another 5$*
World Cup final prediction
No one does smart comedy like Monty Python.
While flying on a plane...
Bullet Bill - the car
My 13 yo daughter left me a death threat on a Saturday morning.
Japanese tourists next to me in a noodle kitchen in Saigon. The waiter just brought a plate of lettuce.
A cocoaine apartment?
God is love, but.....