Sounds like every oldest child lol.

Big McThankies From McSpankies

Most terrifying bathroom experience I’ve ever had

Our local pizza place gives excellent advice.

5 cops told her to take it down. She said no.

Chinese bathrooms with the universal language for foreigners

Cartoon Network, why?

freshman vs senior

Those guys are like 28 types of people..

Age 10 Dandy, level 100

Chill Brad.

The most entertaining thing we saw while driving through Nebraska.

It seemed like a good idea at the time.

Gotta admit it, shes right

Lady propane

Those damn plants and their photosynthesis!

CATtropulous*

Sometimes the answer is inside the box...

Protip to pick up grills

My sister in law lives in China. She went for a check up today and sent me this...

When the clock strikes 12:00 Am

I found the original iPhone!

Doing yoga when the cops arrived

This sign at a supermarket

Stabby packaging.

This is what happens when you see your baby’s head pop out and then go back in

The story of me in high school

Party is Canceled

This man gets it

I was reading an article about Robert Wadlow, the tallest man to have ever lived, when they showed this picture. It made me crack up.

A real problem solver.

Something Magical is About to Happen

Found an old image of Thanos. Can you believe it?

No we Won't!!

Anon gets welcomed with open arms

After 4000 years we are back to the same language

punk dancing

Years spent on honing his skill has paid off ✔

husband bought me a new tshirt to wear when I go sporting

Key looks like a cowboy showing you his butthole...

Heat wave problems.

Hostel Guidelines

Disney get your sh*t together

Slav knows no bounds

I always play Jenga on roller coasters

I mean.. he did ask for it

I've recently been diagnosed with cancer. I asked my mother for a calendar to mark important dates. Doctor's visits, scans, etc. Without thinking, she hands me this..

Shove it: Exotic Dancer

I'm gonna live forever

Visiting a sub for the first time.

Celebratory cookies for a friend that just had a hysterectomy

Welcome to the Hotel California!

Mom's Christmas Cookies

The perfect faceswap dosen't exis-...

Cos play

But of course, my good man.

I accidentally left my bike ride tracker on for part of a delta flight

Anon watches Infinity War

Please return your seats to an upright position

Hows this guys

Genius

3M announces success of a new type of fly paper for cats.

A comic that I made in high school.

hold up!

Saw this earlier thought you might enjoy from another artist

My man.

Saw a woman in Seattle wearing this today, had to find it online.

Not wholesome

Thank you all

Argh!!! Not again.

Goofy had sex with someone?

Some have gone too far

My testicles are black

When the lolicons invade

Dolan Dark is at it again

Why you should choose a job you LOVE:

In Oslo, Norway

They'll appear eventually

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Needle in a Haystack

Don't forget, tonight the moon will be visible from earth. Last time this happened was over 24 hours ago. #NASA

Hugelol community in one pic

The reason they don't make live action movies about Street Figher

Come on my friend

Local pet store advertising

But I said choo choo!

So i was watching futurama last night and i saw this.

I hope it's a boy

Couple of nudists ... I’m sure they were stoned.

Rollercoaster Tycoon was a great game, now I'm sad.

This indy coffee house sign

The most pumped up mannequin

New Jerseyans fighting to get to New York

Ffs Han

Someone needs to find a new pooping spot.

Sorry, son.

comics in the 90's people

Not sure if translation fail or most accurate sign ever

If Snoop Dogg was an acorn

Alone with the wedding photo booth