Do not tell the police or my family

For those who can't afford car parking sensors

Once a week, my friend and I draw the same picture in MS paint. I think we're about equal.

My mate wasn't going to his graduation due to his parent being away. So we took a budget graduation photo and stepped in as "mum" and "dad"

Hehe

My son spelled hat on his new toy

Coffee’s too dark

My dude had a tooth removed, they said the sedative was mild, I disagree

Not wholesome

It got funnier the more I watched it.

Best certificate I ever got.

Baker Street

Crank there numbers up

When the squad shows up looking cute af.

Good time to play some pokém-

So much was at steak

Something unsettling in Daniel Tiger's neighborhood...

This titty needs me

I lost my cat 3 months ago in the middle of moving. Turns out, not only has he been found, I found out through this.

Priorities

Why this actually come up. Who did this to my boi?

Out of the box idea for a classic problem

I figured out the best way to determine if the power outage affected only my house or the entire neighborhood.

Yummey.

The best idea

It may be old, but it's pure gold

What it's like to be an adult.

Awkward kids craft.

byrb

Ryan Stiles is comedic gold

No title does this justice

Why not just call them?

Fking sea lions

Big birds destruction

"I'm just a little depressed"

Maybe Yolo is better in the end

A fisherman in Oklahoma fished up a 16 inch dildo

Yep this is accurate

sans

I love Costco wieners

Only 2 months, look how much he lost

My home town is run by an idiot.

how i scout the average rent prices in the area

Not wholesome

Cool kids smoke

Well I'm ***ed then

Guess who had the last laugh

Whom's your daddy?

Every time

Biggest

Fast travel

Cholo Thanos & the Infinity Chancla at San Diego Comic-Con 2018

My Friends Shirt

Every basic *** posting beach pics this summer.

At least the devil has become up front about it

This is so sad...

This teacher projects his face during exams

This is the best name ever

If her age is on the clock...

Bridge to Snoop Dogg's house.

Only one

D u c k

You trippin boo

Oh baby yes

So many choices

Life Hack

The look on my Sister-in-law’s Dog is priceless!

Well played

And then she'd beat me up

Be more like Jon

Sounds like everyone around me

Trendy dicks

A security camera persons dream

Dogs have bad days too

You only see it once, then never again

(inarticulate yelling)

Aussie thing

Oh nion

Sounds like every oldest child lol.

Big McThankies From McSpankies

Most terrifying bathroom experience I’ve ever had

Our local pizza place gives excellent advice.

5 cops told her to take it down. She said no.

Chinese bathrooms with the universal language for foreigners

Cartoon Network, why?

freshman vs senior

Those guys are like 28 types of people..

Age 10 Dandy, level 100

Chill Brad.

The most entertaining thing we saw while driving through Nebraska.

It seemed like a good idea at the time.

Gotta admit it, shes right

Lady propane

Those damn plants and their photosynthesis!

CATtropulous*

Sometimes the answer is inside the box...

Protip to pick up grills

My sister in law lives in China. She went for a check up today and sent me this...

When the clock strikes 12:00 Am

I found the original iPhone!