sans

I love Costco wieners

Only 2 months, look how much he lost

My home town is run by an idiot.

how i scout the average rent prices in the area

Not wholesome

Cool kids smoke

Well I'm ***ed then

Guess who had the last laugh

Whom's your daddy?

Every time

Biggest

Fast travel

Cholo Thanos & the Infinity Chancla at San Diego Comic-Con 2018

My Friends Shirt

Every basic *** posting beach pics this summer.

At least the devil has become up front about it

This is so sad...

This teacher projects his face during exams

This is the best name ever

If her age is on the clock...

Bridge to Snoop Dogg's house.

Only one

D u c k

You trippin boo

Oh baby yes

So many choices

Life Hack

The look on my Sister-in-law’s Dog is priceless!

Well played

And then she'd beat me up

Be more like Jon

Sounds like everyone around me

Trendy dicks

A security camera persons dream

Dogs have bad days too

You only see it once, then never again

(inarticulate yelling)

Aussie thing

Oh nion

Sounds like every oldest child lol.

Big McThankies From McSpankies

Most terrifying bathroom experience I’ve ever had

Our local pizza place gives excellent advice.

5 cops told her to take it down. She said no.

Chinese bathrooms with the universal language for foreigners

Cartoon Network, why?

freshman vs senior

Those guys are like 28 types of people..

Age 10 Dandy, level 100

Chill Brad.

The most entertaining thing we saw while driving through Nebraska.

It seemed like a good idea at the time.

Gotta admit it, shes right

Lady propane

Those damn plants and their photosynthesis!

CATtropulous*

Sometimes the answer is inside the box...

Protip to pick up grills

My sister in law lives in China. She went for a check up today and sent me this...

When the clock strikes 12:00 Am

I found the original iPhone!

Doing yoga when the cops arrived

This sign at a supermarket

Stabby packaging.

This is what happens when you see your baby’s head pop out and then go back in

The story of me in high school

Party is Canceled

This man gets it

I was reading an article about Robert Wadlow, the tallest man to have ever lived, when they showed this picture. It made me crack up.

A real problem solver.

Something Magical is About to Happen

Found an old image of Thanos. Can you believe it?

No we Won't!!

Anon gets welcomed with open arms

After 4000 years we are back to the same language

punk dancing

Years spent on honing his skill has paid off ✔

husband bought me a new tshirt to wear when I go sporting

Key looks like a cowboy showing you his butthole...

Heat wave problems.

Hostel Guidelines

Disney get your sh*t together

Slav knows no bounds

I always play Jenga on roller coasters

I mean.. he did ask for it

I've recently been diagnosed with cancer. I asked my mother for a calendar to mark important dates. Doctor's visits, scans, etc. Without thinking, she hands me this..

Shove it: Exotic Dancer

I'm gonna live forever

Visiting a sub for the first time.

Celebratory cookies for a friend that just had a hysterectomy

Welcome to the Hotel California!

Mom's Christmas Cookies

The perfect faceswap dosen't exis-...

Cos play

But of course, my good man.

I accidentally left my bike ride tracker on for part of a delta flight

Anon watches Infinity War

Please return your seats to an upright position

Hows this guys