Snitches get b!tches

Disney isn’t the only company in town that does subliminal porn.

Shame, people like tentacles

I like it

This is the point when you went too far!

THAT hair, with THAT ourfir, must be a Jojo character

"Alone" - Squidward

Seven deadly sins as social media

A glitch in the matrix

My truck broke, my wife left me, I have a dog, and now I’m gonna get my guitar and sing a very slow song sadly...

2.5 ounces

Honest feedback

Guys...Guys?

Learn how to wolf

Babies man, they're everywhere

Single Black Female Seeks Male Companionship

That smug feel you get everytime.

Same individual, different lives

Kids eat free

Muah haha

My friend’s dog looks like someone greased her binoculars

Gives look

Oh wa ah ah ah

Nics

*Is unable to make Naruto reference in title*

This poster in Korea.

Bad day for a riot

Haha..... gross....

Bacon public service announcement

I can't hear you !

Twinning

Honestly, haven't we all been this hungry at least one time?

Couldn’t find my iPad anywhere

Saw a woman in New York wearing this today, had to find it online.

Damn with this firepower Thanos will never stand a chance

Egg containers my wife got from a coworker.

Still a good boy

Well when you put it that way...

Who said natural selection no longer applies!

I guess not...

Star Wars cosplay

"Turtle stuff"

Realest sticker I've seen

Butter knife

they Need a Jones

Look dad, we made a guitar!

Woah

Some things are just impossible

I wouldn't even give a sh!t for that price

Mr.Bean mining coal in Ukraine.

When you're too busy jamming to answer the door for the cable guy we leave these sorts of notes on your account.

Haha I'm down for this

He had trauma

My apple broke the apple cutter and now I have a weapon.

Witness the creation

***ing Nerd

Water main broke during construction. Man runs onto porch and yells "I was in the f*^king shower," then proceeds to complete his shower. Damn I love my neighborhood.

Funny because it’s relatable

Parenting goals!

Handicapped commenters

haha yes this is me

Justine Bieber Evolution.

Hue

I can get dah pussy now

When you eat LSD and figure out the secret of existence and have to write it down so you don’t forget it later

Haha it looks like an ass haha

Got em good

rsthbr5h6

An absolute unit.

Come at me bro. Preferably with some carrots or grass.

Ordering one now

Interesting title.

I Teach Science

Best High Score

only asians will get this one

Gold

This is war

What is my purpose? See Serial #.

Grapefruit technique intensifies

Spook search

Scan for women: 3 possible matches

We've come a long way

The philosophy of seagulls

Try it!

Next

Crystal Palace

Opportunity well taken

Welcome everyone!

Same

Later virgins

Just say maybe

When to come to Pisa in Italy, don't forget to take a proper photo

My brother needed a place to stay for the night so I built him a home

It wasn’t me

Patrick at his best.

Exactly me!

Bakery was closed this morning

She got schooled alright

Entertaining an orangutan

I care enough to try