***ing Nerd

Water main broke during construction. Man runs onto porch and yells "I was in the f*^king shower," then proceeds to complete his shower. Damn I love my neighborhood.

Funny because it’s relatable

Parenting goals!

Handicapped commenters

haha yes this is me

Justine Bieber Evolution.

Hue

I can get dah pussy now

When you eat LSD and figure out the secret of existence and have to write it down so you don’t forget it later

Haha it looks like an ass haha

Got em good

rsthbr5h6

An absolute unit.

Come at me bro. Preferably with some carrots or grass.

Ordering one now

Interesting title.

I Teach Science

Best High Score

only asians will get this one

Gold

This is war

What is my purpose? See Serial #.

Grapefruit technique intensifies

Spook search

Scan for women: 3 possible matches

We've come a long way

The philosophy of seagulls

Try it!

Next

Crystal Palace

Opportunity well taken

Welcome everyone!

Same

Later virgins

Just say maybe

When to come to Pisa in Italy, don't forget to take a proper photo

My brother needed a place to stay for the night so I built him a home

It wasn’t me

Patrick at his best.

Exactly me!

Bakery was closed this morning

She got schooled alright

Entertaining an orangutan

I care enough to try

Man, I thought we were at least a couple years off from a Mad Max wasteland society. But, I guess $4.00 a gallon can do that

People would still buy.

Video i meant to post

Seize the means of reproduction

First the dragonballs then the world

La Croix: Fruit farts in a can

This sticker on a minivan. Much more great.

Birthday present from my 9 year old

How inspirational...?

Ooo eee, ooo ah ah, ting tang, llama lama pig bang

Just calling it how we see it.

When the water shuts off mid shower and you’re already 20 min late for work.

I've tried to film it, but it's just a black blur.

My Favorite Meme of All Time

This guy wasn’t letting a delayed flight ruin his day.... Hooked up a PlayStation to airport monitors!

Choose your figther!

When the new girl at work asks for help.

Edgar Allen Poe? I haven't heard that name in years.

Truth be spoken

Italian cat!

I need help now.

Not both

AustrALIENs

Anon doesn't like Mike

The heaviest Futurama episode.

Check your level of deforestation

....nods.....

How relaxing

Cards against humanity, level: BOSS

Get inked

Uhhh...thanks...?

No more criminals, crime rate dropped to 0%

Two guys are trying to pass this guy of as being alive in the airport.

Just doesn’t mean what it used to

General Kenobi!

Street art in Japan

Evil dog

They also hired him to fake its existance

WAAAH!

Stiff wood

Being a white guy in asia

That's what happens if you leaving a young girl with a cat.

A true master

Lööps

Relatable

Title of your post

rough

Gotta catch em all

Facts

Ironic

But what he doesn't know is that I have sharpness V

BE GONE

"Would you like to see a picture of my pride and joy?" -Jerry

This bible verse always keeps me positive when I’m at work

Should have ordered the blueberries muffin