Lots of girls taking Instagram pics at the beach today...my GF is the one snorkeling

Same.

lets go

If men's interest magazines where treated like woman's interest publications

You underestimate my imagination

Sure Hope So

Cookie painted himself into a bit of a corner

Me: "I fight crime at night,... Like Batman".

Ten short

Watch your sound

Just keep smiling

Wayne family

oh...

The scratchy blanket

How much u want for them?

now that is my jam

1_Trick_Pondiac's Cryptic note No 1 fixed. Cease your Trickery!

13 wasted letters

Be Careful in the Interview

Coffee toad

Wholesome ligma

"Shall we shag now, or shall we shag later?"

Sharing Netflix with friends

Give this guy a medal

Soup Time

hmmmm

Proper court etiquette is important

ENTOMOLOGOIONISIST

TIL South Korea has two emergency phone numbers: regular and OH SH*T!

As Anderson Silva would said, 'is normal ..

Great question

Just being a good brother

Sex is like the ocean

Irony..

Someone return the Heart of Te Fiti back to California, please

Planetary alignment 2018

Wow.

Where's my cat?

No truer words have been spoken

Based on a 1995 study by 2Pac and Dr. Dre

Another Child Star in Trouble with the Law

Life got flipped turned upside down

iM RiPe

Cut my leash into pieces

Ma'am, I'm doing everything i can

What a series of events

Those mosquitoes

This was in a dentist office my brother went to.

I told my daughter to pretend she was kissing the bear at the zoo.....

The Universe Vs Man's Thoughts

It's TRUE lol

Only JD can judge me

I was today years old when I found out about this

Technology has come so far

What a delicious future...

Sure, I love Jesus!

How he’s always there for you...

These people who set up a tent at an art fair

Both classics.

The epic finale

Your reviews help other customers...

Inigo Montoya's Guide to Making New Friends

What about 70% water

its funny every time

We the best music

Must be traveling to Australia.

Those F*cking Days..! :=)

I heard you like “crop” tops so ...

   

We're the same!

The classic flavor

BRB. Gonna get sunburn.

Quizzes in class are so annoying

Girlfriend took photo of a dog at the perfect angle

We wouldn't dare !!

Local Church had their AC stolen

Pls help! How do i get sunburn without leaving my moms basement?

Biblical accuracy

Mouse just having fun.

Only if.

SO HOT!

I feel like every job ever has one of these..

twitter is a magical place

This is the sort of cosplay I can get behind

Stay still...

"I don't always ride on the back of a truck, but when I do, I ride in comfort" - The Most Interesting Man in the Third World

When Task Manager Decides to Not Respond

Flash backs

heavy on the onions

Mine will

I don't have an interesting title.

Finished my 'Avengers' puzzle today!

Kinder suprise

Might be old

Disney Princesses but with Steve Buscemi's eyes

baby dont hurt me

Beware of Quebecers and Americans

Plz don't be mean to me

It's like magic!

Douche flutes.