You never know when you will need your lockpicks.

Why so accurate?

Damn muscle memory

...magic gay shield, thank you internet

It's a peaceful life

Taxidermy gone wrong

☭

must not be seen

Haha silly anak.... wait

This pub definitely passed the Bar test

What my kids look like when I show them the phone I used

Caught them!

May their love overfloweth

Samuel L. Jackson wearing a t-shirt of himself wearing a t-shirt of himself.

They got the lyrics wrong...

Aww Hell Naw

Found at my local printing store. Gave me a good chuckle.

This is low brow and crude, I love it.

Internet Ads...

_ O W _ L

Thanks Amazon for the accurate description of deadpool 2. I had no idea

No money for a dentist? Not a problem!

Shitpost time

Sorry Internet Explorer

Shhhhh, don't ask questions

"Meat service"

That's how they get you

Adult Swim bump from last night.

Dang kids...

Get me two scoops today

Damn cats, I always knew!

Even after all these years

Eye in the sky

Or when they tell me to get up and do anything other than naps

Shoot first, ask later

White Pow....I mean Hi There

Any man who can do this...

Ain't snitchin...

The dog days are over

The accuracy is unmatched..

But it’s Johnny Cash.

It was totally awesome

One of my favs!

This toy is too real....

What Canadians do in their spare time

It's really blowing up.

You did it Right!

Kevin Hart could easily play all 3 roles in a movie about his family

Oh boy.....

Decided to add a little something to a co-workers truck

Chinese Headphones

Too pure for this world

The work of a programmer.

Miss Nigeria 2017 vs Miss Nigeria 2018 But the husband is same lucky guy.

We have come so far....

What street do you live on?

Working out like pro !

My tortoise printer ran out of toner

Knowing your crowd

Best non recurring act

Lots of girls taking Instagram pics at the beach today...my GF is the one snorkeling

Same.

lets go

If men's interest magazines where treated like woman's interest publications

You underestimate my imagination

Sure Hope So

Cookie painted himself into a bit of a corner

Me: "I fight crime at night,... Like Batman".

Ten short

Watch your sound

Just keep smiling

Wayne family

oh...

The scratchy blanket

How much u want for them?

now that is my jam

1_Trick_Pondiac's Cryptic note No 1 fixed. Cease your Trickery!

13 wasted letters

Be Careful in the Interview

Coffee toad

Wholesome ligma

"Shall we shag now, or shall we shag later?"

Sharing Netflix with friends

Give this guy a medal

Soup Time

hmmmm

Proper court etiquette is important

ENTOMOLOGOIONISIST

TIL South Korea has two emergency phone numbers: regular and OH SH*T!

As Anderson Silva would said, 'is normal ..

Great question

Just being a good brother

Sex is like the ocean

Irony..

Someone return the Heart of Te Fiti back to California, please

Planetary alignment 2018

Wow.

Where's my cat?

No truer words have been spoken

Based on a 1995 study by 2Pac and Dr. Dre