Reletable

Priorities, this dad has them.

My girlfriend drew this for me after a trip to the pond

Another day at the breast implant farm

Don't do drugs kids.

For when you're in the market for a meat tenderizer & buttplug

Optimus!!!!!!!

Shopping online for coffee tables and came across this review.

A real smooth talker

A pundamental force

Hot pockets hot as hell

Apple is just playing us now

From the great philosopher Bearistotle

White title

My local Dunkin Donuts drive through speaker broke. They’re using a baby monitor now.

I’ve always wondered where these strange creatures came from

Applicable in most social settings

Big dad energy

Dicks out

Regular Show

Pretty acurate

OH We have a new neighbors

A good advice that goes both ways

I spent 30 days in Europe and imitated as many "Insta models" as I could. The following are some of my favorites.

Does this also work as an alignment chart?

O I C

I wish opioids worked like this

damn boi, he thicc boi

smitty werbenjagermanjensen

moshi moshi

The two type of people - from Owlturd comics

helix

You never know when you will need your lockpicks.

Why so accurate?

Damn muscle memory

...magic gay shield, thank you internet

It's a peaceful life

Taxidermy gone wrong

☭

must not be seen

Haha silly anak.... wait

This pub definitely passed the Bar test

What my kids look like when I show them the phone I used

Caught them!

May their love overfloweth

Samuel L. Jackson wearing a t-shirt of himself wearing a t-shirt of himself.

They got the lyrics wrong...

Aww Hell Naw

Found at my local printing store. Gave me a good chuckle.

This is low brow and crude, I love it.

Internet Ads...

_ O W _ L

Thanks Amazon for the accurate description of deadpool 2. I had no idea

No money for a dentist? Not a problem!

Shitpost time

Sorry Internet Explorer

Shhhhh, don't ask questions

"Meat service"

That's how they get you

Adult Swim bump from last night.

Dang kids...

Get me two scoops today

Damn cats, I always knew!

Even after all these years

Eye in the sky

Or when they tell me to get up and do anything other than naps

Shoot first, ask later

White Pow....I mean Hi There

Any man who can do this...

Ain't snitchin...

The dog days are over

The accuracy is unmatched..

But it’s Johnny Cash.

It was totally awesome

One of my favs!

This toy is too real....

What Canadians do in their spare time

It's really blowing up.

You did it Right!

Kevin Hart could easily play all 3 roles in a movie about his family

Oh boy.....

Decided to add a little something to a co-workers truck

Chinese Headphones

Too pure for this world

The work of a programmer.

Miss Nigeria 2017 vs Miss Nigeria 2018 But the husband is same lucky guy.

We have come so far....

What street do you live on?

Working out like pro !

My tortoise printer ran out of toner

Knowing your crowd

Best non recurring act

Lots of girls taking Instagram pics at the beach today...my GF is the one snorkeling

Same.

lets go

If men's interest magazines where treated like woman's interest publications

You underestimate my imagination

Sure Hope So

Cookie painted himself into a bit of a corner

Me: "I fight crime at night,... Like Batman".