Picture taken before a catastrophe

When browsing new actually pays off.

It’s an eggcellent question.

Sky raisins

There’s no age limit to disappointing your parents

Hogs

Broke up with my GF. When she fell asleep I stole her toilet

Before and After Beer

Renewable energy at your fingertips

Please come back Duddy -6

I was watching a documentary and I believe someone mislead the gallery owner into thinking he'll be filmed from the waist up. In all fairness he did wear half a suit.

It’s always so disappointing smh

How do you break the news to him?

In a bit of a pickle

This hangs in the cubicle of one of my favorite dispatchers and makes me laugh every time I see it!

How could you

(almost) Everyone is here ! (HD version in comments)

Michael here

Just feel good things

don't be an ass

Loving these new pokemon

Coupon coupon grey poupon

Monkey posing like every girl on instagram

Teach the fear

Haven’t tested it out yet.

Epic fraud effort FAIL!

One business two different services...

My teacher's hall passes

Rachel has the perfect name for a dentist

Welcome to the new age

Reletable

Priorities, this dad has them.

My girlfriend drew this for me after a trip to the pond

Another day at the breast implant farm

Don't do drugs kids.

For when you're in the market for a meat tenderizer & buttplug

Optimus!!!!!!!

Shopping online for coffee tables and came across this review.

A real smooth talker

A pundamental force

Hot pockets hot as hell

Apple is just playing us now

From the great philosopher Bearistotle

White title

My local Dunkin Donuts drive through speaker broke. They’re using a baby monitor now.

I’ve always wondered where these strange creatures came from

Applicable in most social settings

Big dad energy

Dicks out

Regular Show

Pretty acurate

OH We have a new neighbors

A good advice that goes both ways

I spent 30 days in Europe and imitated as many "Insta models" as I could. The following are some of my favorites.

Does this also work as an alignment chart?

O I C

I wish opioids worked like this

damn boi, he thicc boi

smitty werbenjagermanjensen

moshi moshi

The two type of people - from Owlturd comics

helix

You never know when you will need your lockpicks.

Why so accurate?

Damn muscle memory

...magic gay shield, thank you internet

It's a peaceful life

Taxidermy gone wrong

☭

must not be seen

Haha silly anak.... wait

This pub definitely passed the Bar test

What my kids look like when I show them the phone I used

Caught them!

May their love overfloweth

Samuel L. Jackson wearing a t-shirt of himself wearing a t-shirt of himself.

They got the lyrics wrong...

Aww Hell Naw

Found at my local printing store. Gave me a good chuckle.

This is low brow and crude, I love it.

Internet Ads...

_ O W _ L

Thanks Amazon for the accurate description of deadpool 2. I had no idea

No money for a dentist? Not a problem!

Shitpost time

Sorry Internet Explorer

Shhhhh, don't ask questions

"Meat service"

That's how they get you

Adult Swim bump from last night.

Dang kids...

Get me two scoops today

Damn cats, I always knew!

Even after all these years

Eye in the sky

Or when they tell me to get up and do anything other than naps

Shoot first, ask later

White Pow....I mean Hi There

Any man who can do this...

Ain't snitchin...