Not Slytherin eh?
Soccer mom repellant
This watch your step sign at a restaurant I was at today
This is bound to be educational for some
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Put A Shoe On The Dogs Bone To Scare The Crap Out Of People
Link is into some stuff, I see
My niece discovered the cat door today.
My cat is still adjusting to our new baby.
Jana's friends didn't consider both sides of the balloon idea
I've had customers like this
*hits head with armor gloves while mocking king arthur*
oh c’mon steve
How to prove your friends wrong!
As a dad of preteens, I laughed harder than I should have...
That trailer life..
I used to work at a restaurant that purchased Land O'Lakes Buttered Milk in bulk...
Young Dave Grohl looks like a dark-haired Bean
Please come back Duddy -18
I've had too many moments like this
1...2...Freddies learning new ways to kill you
How May I Help You?
Why mom, why?
My cat Paco.
Me too catto, me too.
Networking by Inigo
Corn always survives
Everyday this little guy jumps into my pool, swims into the filter and eats all of the bugs that cycle through. He hasn’t had to work for his dinner in months.
Sure, Kurt Cobain was great, but Nirvana was never the same for me after Charles Barkley left.
That hits the spot
Gotta swerve grandpa when he starts feeling himself off that Geritol.
This is a real product. Not a good idea though
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These trivia signs are used in Australia to keep drivers alert on long and boring roads
wait? what? panini?
No Take Backs
Tagged vs Profile pics, Tattoo edition
This turtle has seen some shit
everyone did it didn't you ?
LPT: when you fart, blame it on them
start um yong
can’t fight the middle ages can ya
When everything went the other way...
New theory, the Earth isn’t flat, it is doughnut
*** this guy in particular
“Fake smile act normal”
These cats seem so interested huh
"SANDRA CAN YOU OPEN THIS ***ING THING BIT OF A SITUATION HERE"
Pilot told us we had a delay of 30 mins before landing. This is how he decided to spend that time.
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It has to happen, don’t let dream be dreams
Nick Mason of Pink Floyd on being a drummer
The future is a strange place. I never could have imagined that Snoop Dogg would be teaching my kid about computers, but here we are.
Blue Screen Of Death Windows 10
Dedication bro. DEDICATION.
UCAS got a sense of humor! Denied my application to study Wandology
It's best this way
we are seeing some great coding here
When a BMW driver actually uses their indicators
She has Babies stuck in her knees
Pope's visit to Ireland got a bit out of hand
This is not a problem.
One of the reasons why u are late
It’s all about perspective
Giving this man a pat
Am I hungry?
Spiders are just protecting us
Bless this child . . .
The art of fighting without fighting
Can’t blame them, they didn’t have Google yet
A+ for trolling!
Cars and crystals don't mix.
Her hat is the only thing she saved from the bear
The more u hate the more u love