Bad mom

gotta stay true

I didn't forget.

I'm not much of an artist.

Successful dogs

wait what!

um...tacos.....

Margaret, get your Poop in a Group

Aww such a cutie!

Every damn time ....

Haaalp

tit

Had an intense conversation about The PowerPuff Girls with a friend trying to convince him that the RowdyRuff Boys were a real thing. Found evidence, mistakenly presented it to my girlfriend.

Cyanide and Happiness always delivers

Soon we will get trophies for existing

Lookin' proud after a wild night

Understandable

Living it to the best.

Evil pareidolia sundae

Technically that's correct

Post - Bean

Squidward nose boob

This isn’t a HOEtel

My dad has had Snapchat for one day...

Memory Foam mattress ;)

Ketchup.

Samuel L. Jackson is a genius amongst man.

Meep.

No more music now

Anthony Bourdain on Jamie Oliver

Dr. Strange at it again

is it just me? lol thank you my friend.

You at least knew how it felt lmao

There isn't much difference

“I think a lot of us can relate,” I say while looking at my brother.

Typical me

I’m just hiding my pain in comedy.

Shadow clone jitsu

Guess we have that going for us...

Manliest way to eat a popsicle

they both ded

Never change, Jackie

Hotel? Trivago

The really do

Top 10 most aggressive dog breeds

Seek the ultimate power!

Extra competitive!

Thing was made out of adamantium

drunk text

"Mostly True"

my god karen

Ed Sheeran

Poor avacado

The guy on the left looks more like Harry Potter than Harry himself.

Now we know where groot went . . .

This November!

Wise King Solomon

Best way to deal with the police

>Australia

Found some cool mountains but this lady won’t shut up and let me enjoy it.

this is so sad, can we get 17 likes?

Man-Spider

cruel

My grandma turned 90 today. Every morning she goes to the MacDonalds for coffee and they had a party for her.

Distracted... driv...

But what if you log into Google on another device, but Incognito?

Sweet! A wireless doll!

Angels DO exist

Florida Interstates in a Nutshell

This purse looks like Hitler

Day 255 without sex, don't threaten me with a good time.

Wise indeed

When someone's numb or dumb

Yeah… let's put those two signs together

A Golden Retriever and Husky mix looks a dog that belongs to the white walkers on Game of Thrones.

Saw this hot rod this morning.

Don't talk about furry fight club

Three decades later, Seinfeld is till hitting home runs

So be it

Orcs: are they a danger or have you been reading numenorean hate speech?

Visited a RAF museum in Cornwall and saw this police statement.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

How did i not notice?

Wholesome

Why are you taking so long?

inability to get its customers' names right LOL

I’ve failed as a cat dad. She’s on the pole.

A real life Venn diagram

A decision was made here...

Criminal counseling

My divorced parents sent me the exact same birthday card through the mail.

Be brave people!

What skills do you have?

Wish that was relatable

Generic meme

This is why I’m going to hell

Only made for humans

Purrrfect

I’ll keep that in mind

wtf