Everyday this little guy jumps into my pool, swims into the filter and eats all of the bugs that cycle through. He hasn’t had to work for his dinner in months.

Sure, Kurt Cobain was great, but Nirvana was never the same for me after Charles Barkley left.

That hits the spot

Gotta swerve grandpa when he starts feeling himself off that Geritol.

heh 9/11

This is a real product. Not a good idea though

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These trivia signs are used in Australia to keep drivers alert on long and boring roads

benny boi

not again

wait? what? panini?

Lonely Cell

No Take Backs

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Tagged vs Profile pics, Tattoo edition

This turtle has seen some shit

commitment

everyone did it didn't you ?

[Sweating Loudly]

plebs

LPT: when you fart, blame it on them

start um yong

can’t fight the middle ages can ya

When everything went the other way...

New theory, the Earth isn’t flat, it is doughnut

*** this guy in particular

“Fake smile act normal”

These cats seem so interested huh

"SANDRA CAN YOU OPEN THIS ***ING THING BIT OF A SITUATION HERE"

Invention

Albert !!!

Pilot told us we had a delay of 30 mins before landing. This is how he decided to spend that time.

(☭ ͜ʖ ☭)

It has to happen, don’t let dream be dreams

Nick Mason of Pink Floyd on being a drummer

The future is a strange place. I never could have imagined that Snoop Dogg would be teaching my kid about computers, but here we are.

Blue Screen Of Death Windows 10

Dedication bro. DEDICATION.

Enhance

Math problems?

Cat Death

UCAS got a sense of humor! Denied my application to study Wandology

It's best this way

we are seeing some great coding here

When a BMW driver actually uses their indicators

She has Babies stuck in her knees

Please help...

Pope's visit to Ireland got a bit out of hand

This is not a problem.

One of the reasons why u are late

Please read...

It’s all about perspective

Giving this man a pat

Am I hungry?

Spiders are just protecting us

Bless this child . . .

The art of fighting without fighting

easy mastake!

Can’t blame them, they didn’t have Google yet

A+ for trolling!

Cars and crystals don't mix.

Her hat is the only thing she saved from the bear

The more u hate the more u love

Fake world

Big birb

Indiana Mouse

Bad mom

gotta stay true

I didn't forget.

I'm not much of an artist.

Successful dogs

wait what!

um...tacos.....

Margaret, get your Poop in a Group

Aww such a cutie!

Every damn time ....

Haaalp

tit

Had an intense conversation about The PowerPuff Girls with a friend trying to convince him that the RowdyRuff Boys were a real thing. Found evidence, mistakenly presented it to my girlfriend.

Cyanide and Happiness always delivers

Soon we will get trophies for existing

Lookin' proud after a wild night

Understandable

Living it to the best.

Evil pareidolia sundae

Technically that's correct

Post - Bean

Squidward nose boob

This isn’t a HOEtel

My dad has had Snapchat for one day...

Memory Foam mattress ;)

Ketchup.

Samuel L. Jackson is a genius amongst man.

Meep.

No more music now

Anthony Bourdain on Jamie Oliver

Dr. Strange at it again

is it just me? lol thank you my friend.

You at least knew how it felt lmao

There isn't much difference