The Onion always gets me..

The penguin is in the eye of the beholder

Hard work!

I’ve been off on stay-cation from work for two weeks with very little contact with the outside world. My first day back is tomorrow.

Best one so far.

Alaka-BLAM!

Girls when they remember something you did 4 months ago

gonna need that back

Allison Janney gets mistaken for prettier version of Allison Janney

these edibles ain't shit

ooops!

But what if....

Oh god please stop

They always seem to start this way...

Classic English Literature

Granny said I’ve grown since the last time I saw her. I think that’s a bunch of crap.

now you've done it

They've gone too far....

When the airline loses your luggage before the wedding

But if you can't handle me at my worst...

If only I had three friends.

Jason Momoa ladys and gentlemen.

Have you met Jamie ?

Wrong guys oops...

They're so useful, you can even use one to power a clock

All rocks go to heaven

Alcoholism is a sin

Never underestimate

Whale Fact

They’re just living our dad dreams...

Rent me Hourly

In my bathroom stall at work

So goood hahaha

Perfection..

Two new playable characters

Good memes

Kevin & his "Time Out" tank

I think Ron's a lying ***

Reincarnation

Well...Technically it's correct

Stop right now you criminal scum!

That rare post in the mist of propaganda

The blazing will be epic beyond compare

Something something cold water

Less problems like that

Horrible ad placement

Oh my

He can meme too

Determination to get Greg in jail

The hype is real.

More Evolved?

I want that cup

I think my cat is trying to summon a demon

When my GF gets pizza without me

Revolt my brothers and sisters!

gaijin's tasty pet

Really makes you think

Babe come on

G O O G L E

Hello There

English is tricky

How to deliver bad news

Arguing with your girlfriend

When you need a new Tinder profile pic...

My how times have changed

Let me play you the song of my people

This is it guys, we reached the end, we peaked : All Star but it's in Wonderwall but it's in Africa

I Left My Morning Yoghurt Alone On The Dining Table...

Ro mah ro-mah-mah. Gaga ooh-la-la!

the truth is out there

I see

Shagged a few pigs....

I prefer the term ‘Caucasian’

She's smart, she's beautiful, she's got a huge.....army.

33 Year Age Gap Defend Their Relationship

Don't be stupid progressive

History

Peace

Time to hit up the mall on Saturday

Tom Hanks at the 1998 Oscars...

Spider-Man takes justice into his own... mouth...

This is too much

It's free

Her wireless hamster isn't working

tHey DonT LiKe THat miLk

This is still the cheesiest pick-up line I've ever seen.

Some Guerrilla Tactics

More pleaseeeee.

Smallest penis ever. Seen in Springfield, Missouri.

DAMN!!!!!

A thrilling saga

Always me.

Tease us with a screenshot of a skin

A kangaroo on a trampoline

in an alternate reality

You don’t say.......

I usually say “Guess where are we eating today?”

This is water. It has touched him, And he is dead.

Stop a sooning

This made me laugh today