Girlfriend asked me to throw away the box and packaging stuffs from our new bed frame before leaving for work, I did her one better.

You've been hit by a smooth criminal!

Don't dare judge me legs Greg

some cookies mother***ers

For all you People going back to school :)

This sign in the hotel I'm staying at...

A world worth living in

God help us

Boys After Clean Shave!!

Deep down aren’t we all looking to find ourselves.

Definitely my current girlfriend

when people ask what I do in my spare time

And Shrek

　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　

gorls

Airsoft too

Easy piecesy

　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　

I found the organ player at Fenway Park and I don’t think I was supposed to.

　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　

Turtle stuff...

Poser

　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　

Leave the turtles out of this

Early 1900’s Dodge Ram

"Can I use your rubber please, I'll only be a second"

9thou

That’s a lot of people

Bamboozled

Already Five Stars for me!

3 billion people...

Deal or no deal

Low effort relatable Death Metal posting

Bless you

I bet he's a great teacher

lewd

Its true..

Ice Cube’s real name

Don’t cross Ron

what does this mean?

Spring starts in Australia tomorrow. Time to fire up the BBQ.

Man of culture clearly

Traffic police officer in front of a primary school

When you want to hang out with your friends

Fun Facts About Germany​

Darn shadows

Meeting Bear Grylls

The greatest history

youth

When I was younger, I didn't understand it. Today, I'm speechless

Some people ....

Yes

interrogation

Be Offensive

New generation of pokemon

Wife decided we needed a HEPA filter in our bedroom. She picked it out and set it up; has been saying that she doesn't think it works. 6 months later, I decided to change the filter... I blame myself.

math

[I used to be an adventurer like you Intensifies]

hugeoriginality.com

dont we all?

The Onion always gets me..

The penguin is in the eye of the beholder

Hard work!

I’ve been off on stay-cation from work for two weeks with very little contact with the outside world. My first day back is tomorrow.

Best one so far.

Alaka-BLAM!

Girls when they remember something you did 4 months ago

gonna need that back

Allison Janney gets mistaken for prettier version of Allison Janney

these edibles ain't shit

ooops!

But what if....

Oh god please stop

They always seem to start this way...

Classic English Literature

Granny said I’ve grown since the last time I saw her. I think that’s a bunch of crap.

now you've done it

They've gone too far....

When the airline loses your luggage before the wedding

But if you can't handle me at my worst...

If only I had three friends.

Jason Momoa ladys and gentlemen.

Have you met Jamie ?

Wrong guys oops...

They're so useful, you can even use one to power a clock

All rocks go to heaven

Alcoholism is a sin

Never underestimate

Whale Fact

They’re just living our dad dreams...

Rent me Hourly

In my bathroom stall at work

So goood hahaha

Perfection..

Two new playable characters

Good memes

Kevin & his "Time Out" tank

I think Ron's a lying ***

Reincarnation

Well...Technically it's correct