“Blow Dart”

I’d like a pair please....

Karma, huh.

When your country is falling apart

Use your demons to your advantage.

Til death do us part

Meanwhile, at the bar across from Starbucks

Never lost my ticket again

Tried to prank my mom, she just took a photo and went inside

My childhood is now complete

Saw this license plate with a Purple Heart on it...

Now I'm meat!

Works in retail

Makes me feel better.

¨You guys made me Ink.¨

"It's over, Anakin. I have the high ground."

Best Shirt Ever...

Parenting in a nutshell

bring it back

Hello

What a madlad

With the new "Predator" movie coming out, my only request is for Burger King to bring this back for limited realise.

Still my favourite

Looks like Bill is ready to risk it all again.

Jimmy don't care

John Lennon was a savage

IT MUST BE DONE

Ah, life.

If You think you're Dumb Then Think about these 50k people who've installed it.

A quick FYI

Mildly mind blown

I get an email every time I get a package delivered to my apartment’s mailroom. It’s supposed to be a photo of the label, but there’s this one guy...

Oh bill......

An act of bravery

Mine!

Our special skill is...

I thought a graphic designer was drunk at the computer when I saw this, but I typed it in and was pleasantly surprised.

At that moment the guy in blue regretted being there and started preparing an answer for the upcoming “Sooo?” from his girl

Trust me dude

you can never be too prepared, right?

Pain sufferers will say it's fake

Badass Chicken

The fastest

Absolutely Barbaric!

Forbes 30under30: Joe the ppl follower

Dad joke...

Girlfriend asked me to throw away the box and packaging stuffs from our new bed frame before leaving for work, I did her one better.

You've been hit by a smooth criminal!

Don't dare judge me legs Greg

some cookies mother***ers

For all you People going back to school :)

This sign in the hotel I'm staying at...

A world worth living in

God help us

Boys After Clean Shave!!

Deep down aren’t we all looking to find ourselves.

Definitely my current girlfriend

when people ask what I do in my spare time

And Shrek

　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　

gorls

Airsoft too

Easy piecesy

　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　

I found the organ player at Fenway Park and I don’t think I was supposed to.

　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　

Turtle stuff...

Poser

　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　

Leave the turtles out of this

Early 1900’s Dodge Ram

"Can I use your rubber please, I'll only be a second"

9thou

That’s a lot of people

Bamboozled

Already Five Stars for me!

3 billion people...

Deal or no deal

Low effort relatable Death Metal posting

Bless you

I bet he's a great teacher

lewd

Its true..

Ice Cube’s real name

Don’t cross Ron

what does this mean?

Spring starts in Australia tomorrow. Time to fire up the BBQ.

Man of culture clearly

Traffic police officer in front of a primary school

When you want to hang out with your friends

Fun Facts About Germany​

Darn shadows

Meeting Bear Grylls

The greatest history

youth

When I was younger, I didn't understand it. Today, I'm speechless

Some people ....

Yes

interrogation

Be Offensive