A person at work was notorious for thinking they should be able to have two spots for their Cadillac, I decided to squeeze in and leave work extra late that night, they never did it again.

My son planted this carrot months ago. Tonight we feast!

Please come back Duddy -24

This 'Flower' in a water park

Made fun of my mom for not knowing tomatoes are fruits. She made me fruit salad for dessert

No one will suspect a thing

I dream to one day scold someone like that

Jesus

Treegasms

Audition went good

Worked at car week in Carmel, CA last week and had to park in between these two McLarens

      

Not too sure about that second option

Or is it?

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Funny Norwegian King

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Snapchat!

OMW to audition at WhiteBones, wish me good luck

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Doing the vegans a solid

We are f*cking troglodites compared to this person

rank of master quality right here

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Mark Ruffalo visits children's home, in his hulk costume...

My Barman thought he was funny with my Guinness....

Just two bros doing a best friends photo session after their ladies had one done

He just won't get old

My tattoo artist wife sent this to me...made her day when she saw it.

RIP

heh

Before and after...

My daughter went to Preschool, then we homeschooled her for 9 years, and last week she started High School. Apparently for your student ID, they use the last photo on record.

Saw this in my library, gave me a chuckle.

Who's bofa?

It's just only me who wants safety tips !! :D :)

Woah there big fella!

In focus vs out focus

Slip of the tongue...

It's 2018 ladies.

Learn from papa 2073 :)

Science quiz... I know it all!!

a duel is it?

tomorrow.

I wish it was this easy to get time off work

Life in the internet age

If they mated...

“Blow Dart”

I’d like a pair please....

Karma, huh.

When your country is falling apart

Use your demons to your advantage.

Til death do us part

Meanwhile, at the bar across from Starbucks

Never lost my ticket again

Tried to prank my mom, she just took a photo and went inside

My childhood is now complete

Saw this license plate with a Purple Heart on it...

Now I'm meat!

Works in retail

Makes me feel better.

¨You guys made me Ink.¨

"It's over, Anakin. I have the high ground."

Best Shirt Ever...

Parenting in a nutshell

bring it back

Hello

What a madlad

With the new "Predator" movie coming out, my only request is for Burger King to bring this back for limited realise.

Still my favourite

Looks like Bill is ready to risk it all again.

Jimmy don't care

John Lennon was a savage

IT MUST BE DONE

Ah, life.

If You think you're Dumb Then Think about these 50k people who've installed it.

A quick FYI

Mildly mind blown

I get an email every time I get a package delivered to my apartment’s mailroom. It’s supposed to be a photo of the label, but there’s this one guy...

Oh bill......

An act of bravery

Mine!

Our special skill is...

I thought a graphic designer was drunk at the computer when I saw this, but I typed it in and was pleasantly surprised.

At that moment the guy in blue regretted being there and started preparing an answer for the upcoming “Sooo?” from his girl

Trust me dude

you can never be too prepared, right?

Pain sufferers will say it's fake

Badass Chicken

The fastest

Absolutely Barbaric!

Forbes 30under30: Joe the ppl follower

Dad joke...

Girlfriend asked me to throw away the box and packaging stuffs from our new bed frame before leaving for work, I did her one better.

You've been hit by a smooth criminal!

Don't dare judge me legs Greg

some cookies mother***ers

For all you People going back to school :)

This sign in the hotel I'm staying at...

A world worth living in