"You wanna ***in go m8?"

Not sure if I'd even card this kid

Student lives matter.

You can help by expanding it.

The real question.

A great way to justify having that second drink.

woman better get in line

Upstairs neighbor..

This is why grandma is the number one troll of my childhood

Poor earth

Shreks my role model

I'll kill myself if you dont LOL

Can't shake it while watching Jack Ryan

I draw the line here...

Strict keto for 2 years then ate a donut

Pigeon leader

Make troubles go away this weekend

I hope they do

Poor dude :(

New words.

Hell no..

Poor edna

Up button

Probably both.

My oven mits for culinary school

Living/working in Hawaii, took a break to travel....

I do love bees

Ladies and gentlemen, we will depart just as soon as our mechanic finishes taping our engine back together!

Always be batman

What a review..

New species of pea*** :)

I Googled "curiosity killed the cat." I was not disappointed.

Some good advice I found in a bathroom

Guten Morgen

A person at work was notorious for thinking they should be able to have two spots for their Cadillac, I decided to squeeze in and leave work extra late that night, they never did it again.

My son planted this carrot months ago. Tonight we feast!

Please come back Duddy -24

This 'Flower' in a water park

Made fun of my mom for not knowing tomatoes are fruits. She made me fruit salad for dessert

No one will suspect a thing

I dream to one day scold someone like that

Jesus

Treegasms

Audition went good

Worked at car week in Carmel, CA last week and had to park in between these two McLarens

      

Not too sure about that second option

Or is it?

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Funny Norwegian King

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Snapchat!

OMW to audition at WhiteBones, wish me good luck

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Doing the vegans a solid

We are f*cking troglodites compared to this person

rank of master quality right here

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Mark Ruffalo visits children's home, in his hulk costume...

My Barman thought he was funny with my Guinness....

Just two bros doing a best friends photo session after their ladies had one done

He just won't get old

My tattoo artist wife sent this to me...made her day when she saw it.

RIP

heh

Before and after...

My daughter went to Preschool, then we homeschooled her for 9 years, and last week she started High School. Apparently for your student ID, they use the last photo on record.

Saw this in my library, gave me a chuckle.

Who's bofa?

It's just only me who wants safety tips !! :D :)

Woah there big fella!

In focus vs out focus

Slip of the tongue...

It's 2018 ladies.

Learn from papa 2073 :)

Science quiz... I know it all!!

a duel is it?

tomorrow.

I wish it was this easy to get time off work

Life in the internet age

If they mated...

“Blow Dart”

I’d like a pair please....

Karma, huh.

When your country is falling apart

Use your demons to your advantage.

Til death do us part

Meanwhile, at the bar across from Starbucks

Never lost my ticket again

Tried to prank my mom, she just took a photo and went inside

My childhood is now complete

Saw this license plate with a Purple Heart on it...

Now I'm meat!

Works in retail

Makes me feel better.

¨You guys made me Ink.¨

"It's over, Anakin. I have the high ground."

Best Shirt Ever...

Parenting in a nutshell

bring it back