[Not blood related]

Just keep breathing just keep breathing...

This Nike thing is getting good

Her tattoo says "fresh spring rolls" in Thai.

Whose bringing this to Christmas dinner this year??

Stumbled across this earlier and it made my night.

My dog woke up one day and decided he hated his dog bed.

The actual caller ID

　 　 　 　 　 　

The hero we need but don’t deserve

At the beginning there was nothing. Then God created this

Just stop already

Step one, who knows what step one is?

Vaccines work.

Seems like a handy guide.

Happy birthday to you, and you and you and...

So true, thoughts ladies?

Learning you can move your eyebrows...

Gotta use incognito mode next time

My mom called me and told me she had ordered a “little black dress” for me that I would love. This came in the mail today

Good Old Stephen Colbert

Shark Week in Alabama

What can men do against such reckless hate?

I call that...mercy

Roger Roger

Can't say no to the wavy one

Queen Elizabeth and Steve Harvey always dress like they’re going to the prom together

Need more light hearted fun like this in the world.

Poop comes when we least expect it

Imba

Business man

Eddie Murphy in 1983

Google FTW

Sign me in ASAP

A month ago, I replied to a spam email from someone named Dave Thomas, jokingly telling him to stick to his fast food business instead of spamming people. Today, I received this letter from him.

Somebody toucha my ramen

The current form of god

I’m 27 and it blew my mind

Best Shirt Ever

Told y’all

Going back to work today sucked. I wanna be like Greg.

Logic

3 School days down , 12 years to go .

Crabposting

look at this villain, playing his sick little game

Pakistani bus being poached for its horn

Who won that year?

Never be scared to share your thoughts...

German walnut vs a Chinese nutcracker

This majestic deer slipping on ice

Git Gud

The Nike/Kapernick boycott will mainly affect the sales of these

Your mom's anal beads are here

This random Youtube comment should be the plot for an Official M&M movie.

Ahhh Love the Sell

Oh thank you. *Nuts*

　 　 　 　　 　 　 　 　

yes, I know I can't edit. that's why I don't post. And I'm on my phone.

Biggest Lie of my Childhood

Would you like some ...

Relatable

My friend sent this email using a fake account to his CEO and all employees. “No one should have to poop in fear”

Little punk keep Laughing

God is her daddy

We've gone too far...

The price of freedom is Middle Eastern & South American stability and innocent lives. And healthcare

When u shave your ball hairs lol

How centipede was created

Beethoven was a genius.

After an hour of searching and blaming my dog, I finally figured out where I left my sandwich this morning.

Me this weekend

The bluff was called

Was I good boy today, helping with master's homework?

Caption this...

Gender-specific colors when you're expecting

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Oh, Drath’nor.

My friend works in HR and he sent me this from an applicant

the thrill of the chase

So evil

Good question

Ffs teachers..

Do not cross!!

There are still people who follows all the rules

That's gay and that's illegal

Or when you break your knee because of a door

Never travel with this guy

What's she on about??

Wow, so it was that simple all this time?!

　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　

Definitely Yes !!

Being transparent

Bill’s focus was monumental

Reward for being with EA for 15 years

All men are potential pigs

Just doing my job... Saving lives, one office how-to at a time.

Reported for hacking

Grandma is the best

Pretty sure Elizabeth II is immortal

My son just woke up and would like to speak to a manager.