At least he isn't hallucinating.....

Yep, it's game time...

Peasant, my food bowl is empty.

This happened to me today. Still can’t believe she asked

AI attempting to assimilate

The rubber ducky souvenir from the titanic museum can’t float upright.

Just Shoot It

Home alone confirms this

This gets me laughing everytime I see it

Then I got hihigggh

All they spidies

Worth it

KISS have fooled us all!

Download more GB

sunglasses

Poképosting

Ascended

Monday is the big day, OP! Finally get to tell Steve to *** off!

The rock hugging a rock

I accidentally Googled corgi ship instead of cargo ship... was not disappointed

I don't know whether it's photoshopped or not but I found it funny

When they tell you you can’t bring your own snacks into the theater

Time to commit die

hero

π

Captured the exact moment that I realized I should have stayed home

Titel mustn't B empty

Clenching your fist will suppress your gag reflex, FYI

do it

It really be like that

Bucketface Returns

Put a coin even if you were to smile..

As long as you believe...

SO HAPPY it's my 1st day. Hope I do great

Alright now Nike has really crossed a line

Don't let your dreams be memes

"Oh my gosh!"

Hell na, I’m too cool for dat

Bad , but funny...

KETAMINE

She has no idea what she’s wearing.

Maybe I should've stoped

sauce in the comments

My office manager put these all over our cubicles and doors this morning, pretty great way to start our Friday!

What's with all the burnt Reynolds posts recently?

Behold, your spine

Vectors of Politeness

Getting out of the shower and looking in the mirror like...

Damn that's pretty fast

we decided to get my niece a dinosaur head.....

Bamboozled

Do we still do these?

Just wait till I tell them about rankine

Easy fix

loops

BONE

My daughter's personality perfectly expressed through her outfit choice.

I have no regret

Upvote quick before it expires

Storage space running out? No problem!

Oh Andy

After plan A or B doesn't work, screw it

That’s exactly how it’s gunna happen.

Proper eye test.

Everything is hate

“Improvise, Adapt, Overcome”

There’s something about EarPods

My local news did an oopsie #RIP

Which stage are you in? HAHA.

elder scroll

I got my daughters daycare photo proofs in today. Ordering this one in the largest size possible.

Hot CPU

We've come full circle...

Why is my bowl empty bro?

Whoops! Shes a fake psychic honey, I swear !

I can relate, Biggins

Woof woof woof

So Eminem?

“It was super effective!”

BACON IS OUR GOD!!!!

I have nothing against Kaepernick, but this got me.

Google translate in it's finest edition :D

Sheriff Buford was playing the long game.

Accurate magazine cover

Hilarious Wade Cosplay

Art World Problems

When Fox and Disney Meet

Finally whipping skrrrrrr..

Thanks for everything Burt. You'll be greatly missed.

This Mom has a great sense of humor.

Found this on Facebook, sorry if it's a repost

To one up the crazy’s in Florida.

"that makes sense"

The Twitter fight we can all get behind

Oooooh Burn!

Funny you should ask, actually.

Yeah!! Just do it..

The dude says.

Heckkk

When parents tell me their kids are angels