When dad instincts kick in.

I sense a trap....

In case of broken glass

Kids love fish

They have a section for my sex life at the Florida Aquarium.

Quite an observation

The bathrooms at Taco Bell

A note left by a delivery man whose lunch was stolen and eaten by a couple of puppers.

Denied bbq chips and popsicles.

Found this masterpiece. Couldn’t not share

Call me Little Debbie

When someone talks trash about Edgar Allan Poe

Upstate Tokyo

Wind dies. Sun sets. Use clean coal instead!

And it’s camouflaged, no less!

Wise words from Ricky

I think that Germany don't use that flag anymore...

When you try to date

My best friends kid signed my engagement card. I hope it does too, Olivia.

Was bored at the vets

Collision of the Rocks

The balloon guy had a binder for kids to pick what they wanted. The last page was the best

What an inspiration

The cycle of life

Magnet Road

Hansome dogos

We're doomed guys.

Facebook knows about me.

Doug and Skeeter did it first.

That's why they call it a black mood

Are those human arms!?

Agree.

Jack Nicholson reincarnated as a dog

He's not wrong though...

Rate my tattoo

My cat earlier today

Sorry if already posted!

This sign wasn't lying

Same procedure as every weekend james

5 days is my max! Lol

Me trying to take off my Under Armour shirt after exercising

Found this amusing

I can’t believe how this lift discriminates against giving Scottish Shortbread to dwarves

This cat seems to be having the time of its life

hue

Spidah cookies

Harley Quinn always had jokes

Hello, old friend.

Still freezing my dick off

OPEN YOUR CLAWS HA HA HA

Ohh, shiny

Kitty is not pleased with watermelon

Medusa wins!

Dead !

I wish they we had this app when I was growing up

Woah

"alright Jim, turn the light on...Oh God...turn them off, turn them off!!"

Those poor guys deserve better

LOL

The unthinkable has just happened to my Grandad

god i hate women who aren’t 960 x 640

Importany distinction

Canadian version of 9/11

Mustache can ruin Your kiss!

Thanks mickey, you saved are childhood as well as poo's life :)

Pingu is de facto an anime btw

Clean shaven...

How to turn insane 101

When she realised her cat was out of the bag

a rare sighting of Trainy McTrainface in it's natural habitat

Very original post

History made simple

Thats exactly what happend at my home

Yo mama so fat...

Always help yourself first

At last...

Kill them with kindness

Reality vs LinkedIn

I am also incapable of human interaction

A co-worker posted pictures of himself in random places when he quit. This is the back of a clock, and he quit 2 years ago.

Damn it Richard i told ya, came yesterdie

Unforeseen difficulties

After visiting grandma

If it works, it works!

Your doin’ me a frighten

Canadian bathroom graffiti

Used the beer glass to draw a ding-dong for my wife. She was not amused.

This item flys off the shelves

My kind of car magnet.

BIASED SOCIETY!

the word

Knot knot

Thanks janitor

How my boyfriend and I used to be vs how we are now

Checkmate...

This is how the girl in front of me slept on my flight

Call Me "a Super Model"

Call the NASA now

Home Depot advertisement looking like a scene from one of the Purge movies.

Run Forrest, Run