He's not wrong though...

Rate my tattoo

My cat earlier today

Sorry if already posted!

This sign wasn't lying

Same procedure as every weekend james

5 days is my max! Lol

Me trying to take off my Under Armour shirt after exercising

Found this amusing

I can’t believe how this lift discriminates against giving Scottish Shortbread to dwarves

This cat seems to be having the time of its life

hue

Spidah cookies

Harley Quinn always had jokes

Hello, old friend.

Still freezing my dick off

OPEN YOUR CLAWS HA HA HA

Ohh, shiny

Kitty is not pleased with watermelon

Medusa wins!

Dead !

I wish they we had this app when I was growing up

Woah

"alright Jim, turn the light on...Oh God...turn them off, turn them off!!"

Those poor guys deserve better

LOL

The unthinkable has just happened to my Grandad

god i hate women who aren’t 960 x 640

Importany distinction

Canadian version of 9/11

Mustache can ruin Your kiss!

Thanks mickey, you saved are childhood as well as poo's life :)

Pingu is de facto an anime btw

Clean shaven...

How to turn insane 101

When she realised her cat was out of the bag

a rare sighting of Trainy McTrainface in it's natural habitat

Very original post

History made simple

Thats exactly what happend at my home

Yo mama so fat...

Always help yourself first

At last...

Kill them with kindness

Reality vs LinkedIn

I am also incapable of human interaction

A co-worker posted pictures of himself in random places when he quit. This is the back of a clock, and he quit 2 years ago.

Damn it Richard i told ya, came yesterdie

Unforeseen difficulties

After visiting grandma

If it works, it works!

Your doin’ me a frighten

Canadian bathroom graffiti

Used the beer glass to draw a ding-dong for my wife. She was not amused.

This item flys off the shelves

My kind of car magnet.

BIASED SOCIETY!

the word

Knot knot

Thanks janitor

How my boyfriend and I used to be vs how we are now

Checkmate...

This is how the girl in front of me slept on my flight

Call Me "a Super Model"

Call the NASA now

Home Depot advertisement looking like a scene from one of the Purge movies.

Run Forrest, Run

Damned meemstealers

history made easy

Stay woke fam

Some days I just feel petty

Elon Musk just can’t catch a break

Found in a bakery window

I’ll take highly suggestive children’s books for $1,000, please, Alex.

Shooter

Fire Spiders

Jingly Schmidt

The front office staff found a way to make their feelings about anti-vaxxers known

Found this in the breakroom at work. Whoever did this needs a promotion.

Found an old favorite

I didn't know this existed 10 seconds ago, but now I need it more than anything.

I’m a grown man, but my inner 14 year old laughs every time I check my flight itinerary

This is how my Mum babysits my kids. She's onto something here.

Wholesome

Reality is pain sometimes.

What can I say except your welcome

This is so me!

When people think they are making a statement

Take every chance you get

Sky is the limit

Kid vs shadow hand

Dumb@ss!!

At least he isn't hallucinating.....

Yep, it's game time...

Peasant, my food bowl is empty.

This happened to me today. Still can’t believe she asked

AI attempting to assimilate

The rubber ducky souvenir from the titanic museum can’t float upright.

Just Shoot It

Home alone confirms this