Not going to sleep tonight.

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My dishwasher practices the dark arts.

Grabbin' dat ass.

Y'all got any more of them beige jackets

Last night vibes

Just lick it

I found this little girl in my garden yesterday. And then she had to go on and do this, so now I obviously have to keep her.

Did you know that??

Brilliant thinking.

Nice Chairs

Seesaw rite of passages

Success story

Smart 12 year old

Poor Google Dino

Nick Offerman on being manly

When you love doing absolutely nothing on weekends!

Thanks calculator!

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A dingo eating a shark, 2 snakes having sex... welcome to Australia

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Who else is done with summer?

Boston police K-9 tries on his vest that he will grow into

:((

Titles are temporary, memes are forever.

A job only for the most skilled

Bruh... What if all the memes are just recycled

Hole rap

You'd think he would have gotten counseling for that by now

I'll be damned

Oh captain my captain

Sweaty

So my calculus professor found this posted on the door to his office today by a student.

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Just accidentally played the worst game ever. I call it Pear or Potato.

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That’s some serious artwork..

Quote of the year

Aweh

Not again

Just bark at it

It’s all in the context.

Stop. Falling. For. Fake. Ball. Throws. You are better than this.

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Wow lol

You know you sang it...

When dad instincts kick in.

I sense a trap....

In case of broken glass

Kids love fish

They have a section for my sex life at the Florida Aquarium.

Quite an observation

The bathrooms at Taco Bell

A note left by a delivery man whose lunch was stolen and eaten by a couple of puppers.

Denied bbq chips and popsicles.

Found this masterpiece. Couldn’t not share

Call me Little Debbie

When someone talks trash about Edgar Allan Poe

Upstate Tokyo

Wind dies. Sun sets. Use clean coal instead!

And it’s camouflaged, no less!

Wise words from Ricky

I think that Germany don't use that flag anymore...

When you try to date

My best friends kid signed my engagement card. I hope it does too, Olivia.

Was bored at the vets

Collision of the Rocks

The balloon guy had a binder for kids to pick what they wanted. The last page was the best

What an inspiration

The cycle of life

Magnet Road

Hansome dogos

We're doomed guys.

Facebook knows about me.

Doug and Skeeter did it first.

That's why they call it a black mood

Are those human arms!?

Agree.

Jack Nicholson reincarnated as a dog

He's not wrong though...

Rate my tattoo

My cat earlier today

Sorry if already posted!

This sign wasn't lying

Same procedure as every weekend james

5 days is my max! Lol

Me trying to take off my Under Armour shirt after exercising

Found this amusing

I can’t believe how this lift discriminates against giving Scottish Shortbread to dwarves

This cat seems to be having the time of its life

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Harley Quinn always had jokes

Hello, old friend.

Still freezing my dick off

OPEN YOUR CLAWS HA HA HA

Ohh, shiny

Kitty is not pleased with watermelon

Medusa wins!

Dead !