I am the guy she tells you not to worry about.
102,895 Pepe Collector
When you forget to delete your browser history
Please, I want to be part of the fun
Plural from Groot is Greet
The Senate? More like See You Not
Most of my titles recently are either "oof" or "hate when that happens :/"
And they weigh a skele-ton too
no banz plz
Potentially the best answer my daughter has ever given on a worksheet
Heh.. played a little bamboozle on you ;)
Hardest choice of my life
Number one girls name of 2019. Florence.
My husband and I got married this summer in our backyard, and this is my favourite photo of the day.
French art school photoshopped their student to be darker and added random people
Sacrifice, someone’s got to make it
It's not often useful
Metallica are our new christian values
Kids today! Always glued to their phones.
Look out Orlando, you've never seen rain before.
United they stand
It is this specific date of the year again
Local city sign with a bit of humour
Looks like North Carolina is ***ed.
Why are they taking so long?
Oh the globe you say
Sometimes my brain has the weirdest ideas
For very precise glue gunning
When you finally get your girlfiend to watch lord of the rings and she ends up being a bigger fan than you
All Canadians on Canada day
How fast was this sucker going!?
It’s -a- Me
Good old Paradox Games
That hole in the phone case tho.
The Tibetan fox looks so like my first tries to paint animals
Last minute deals!
Just another yearbook
Goodbye old Friend
Local vet sign
This guy is happier than me
When your truck has been loaded all day and you still haven’t left.
Ugly *** destroys twins
My nephews birth announcement is on point.
I really can haz cheese burger
I tried to take a selfie with my cat, but now it looks like we're about to drop a new album.
Infinity War 2 : Dustice League
Teen Titans Go is very dark when you look up close...
Meanwhile in Ireland!
My daughter was a finalist in a local art contest for high schoolers. The entire drawing was made from her writing various words and phrases in cursive. The word “butthole” occurs 54 times.
My workplace has a sense of humor. Poor Nathan.
But seriously think about it
Spidey and MJ
They will spread the big gay
While I was in Vatican City I found that ancient Rome has the best memes.
Redneck + Flexseal =
Cows: "Look at this little cow!"
North / South Carolina weather right now.
Happy 911 y'all
Going to work on monday
This crap taxidermy. Currently on display at the shanghai natural history museum
Public service announcement for our Carolina dlfriends
When your Dad comes out to greet your new girlfriend.
Most Legit Prison Tattoo
Alabama highways are getting out of hand
$300 text book
Prepping for Florence!
Technically his answer is not wrong
Your dad was right son.
The South will rise again
Nods and smiles ominously ala elon musk
The adventures of the man who cannot orgasm
Killer Queen's third bomb is already inside your eye...
Trying to get your girlfriend to calm down
Such original badge.
How to please and annoy everyone at the same time
RAM's lovers Rhyme
red ded retention
The Samurai were centuries ahead of their time
Proceeds to stab the sea