Sometimes my brain has the weirdest ideas

For very precise glue gunning

Bamboozled

When you finally get your girlfiend to watch lord of the rings and she ends up being a bigger fan than you

All Canadians on Canada day

How fast was this sucker going!?

It’s -a- Me

double penetration

Good old Paradox Games

That hole in the phone case tho.

The Tibetan fox looks so like my first tries to paint animals

Last minute deals!

Just another yearbook

Goodbye old Friend

Local vet sign

This guy is happier than me

When your truck has been loaded all day and you still haven’t left.

Ugly *** destroys twins

My nephews birth announcement is on point.

I really can haz cheese burger

Oh snap!

Devil cat

I tried to take a selfie with my cat, but now it looks like we're about to drop a new album.

Infinity War 2 : Dustice League

Teen Titans Go is very dark when you look up close...

Meanwhile in Ireland!

My daughter was a finalist in a local art contest for high schoolers. The entire drawing was made from her writing various words and phrases in cursive. The word “butthole” occurs 54 times.

Hold up!

Wack

My workplace has a sense of humor. Poor Nathan.

But seriously think about it

Spidey and MJ

They will spread the big gay

While I was in Vatican City I found that ancient Rome has the best memes.

Redneck + Flexseal =

Cows: "Look at this little cow!"

Setting priorities

North / South Carolina weather right now.

Owhh sorry.........

Happy 911 y'all

Java Java

Going to work on monday

Classic

This crap taxidermy. Currently on display at the shanghai natural history museum

Public service announcement for our Carolina dlfriends

When your Dad comes out to greet your new girlfriend.

Most Legit Prison Tattoo

Alabama highways are getting out of hand

$300 text book

Prepping for Florence!

Technically his answer is not wrong

Your dad was right son.

The South will rise again

The adventures of the man who cannot orgasm

Killer Queen's third bomb is already inside your eye...

Trying to get your girlfriend to calm down

Such original badge.

How to please and annoy everyone at the same time

RAM's lovers Rhyme

"200 rounds"

red ded retention

The Samurai were centuries ahead of their time

haha yes

Ban day

Ominous minor chords intensify

That's so me

man, what are you doing here?

Yer a rockstar Harry

Ack Ack

poligamy

I confess to it all

This is getting out of hand

Fees

　

Musk we here for u

Sigh!

like I even need an excuse

True...?

When I take exams

We got light up glasses for a black light party. My son, who has autism, now claims them for his own to read with... right before bed...

Is this a bad sign

Let's face the ugly truth

Yooo the church ain't messing around no more

Barney is the best intimidation

bam

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine.

Why you shouldn’t wait until retirement to travel

Unfortunately.

My mom is an elementary school teacher. When the kids all walked into the building to start their day, this random guy decided to join the crowd and get an education. 10/10 good educated boy.

A million to one.

The good junkie.

When you can’t afford something so you have to put it back

Can someone from the nurse's station call and ask what what he's asking for....please!

Altruism

Hail Caesar

Illinois State Police feeling a bit ‘passive’-aggressive

German language is always full of surprises for me

like a man

All of the Northeast United States right now

Constant reminders