I thought there was a severed finger in my fruit bowl. It was just some ginger.

Didnt notice the plate cover for 2 minutes...

All it takes is 5 minutes to ruin my day

My dad is a kroger manager and sent me this

When the car that let you in front of them gets caught at the light

Lol me though

This totally went dark...

My dad and brother recreated this photo 26 years later.

With Henry Cavill out as Superman, I think I've found the perfect replacement...

Stay woke

This birb

return

Sled Gang

Friend saw this in a ladies restroom today.

Terry Crews just took a selfie with Big Bird

What happened...

Worth searching for

How to end an endless argument

My dad is a manager at kroger and just sent me this

In fairness, a computer scientist may say that about a regular computer

Still can’t get over how creepy this dog is. It’s been months and I cringe every time I look into his beady little old man eyes.

So this is how Anubis Cruger managed to use his helmet in Power Rangers...

Ahah, yeah I know

who wore it better

Whoo boy

Verified reviews

The slide of death

Not bad

Awaken

Rubber

Get a metal shift knob they said. It'll be fun they said.

That'd be me.

The Delicious Menace

Ehh, Batman, Catman, let's not get too worked up about the details here.

Nigerian Princess

There is justice after all

This sign at a zoo

Better ending then Batman Vs Superman

The future

Encourage.exe

This is it right?

Programming 101

Gargle-laugh

Every time I see iPhone vs an old Android.

African Mums are not nice. Lol

F*CK YES! Best birthday ever!!

I’ll have the soup and salad, please...

Plots have been twisted.

I took a photo from each Kardashian/Jenner sister and replaced them with myself. It took way too much time, but the results were worth it.

Proof enough for me

Is it spider a good web developer?

Subaru owners..

Time well spent

I promise this is not a re

Found one of those people you hear about in math questions...

Just wait and watch

I'm too young

This is how 9/11 is celebrated in Bikini Bottom

Poor husband

Ever wanted to hire a balkan brass band to just follow you for a day?

waffles

Woah...

May 1

I know my funeral plans...

Kac..chan?

An old post that I did nazi coming

Spongebob smash

You will be missed, you crazy prussian/jew cat!

Hue

This is not a drill!

Magmalicious

Sh*t's Getting Real!

Having A Job Interview

Aside from 2 or 3 outcast that should be ostracized

Depth perception and all that

When you forget to delete your browser history

Please, I want to be part of the fun

(W)oof

Plural from Groot is Greet

The Senate? More like See You Not

Relatable

Most of my titles recently are either "oof" or "hate when that happens :/"

And they weigh a skele-ton too

no banz plz

Another miss

Deep

cursed image

Potentially the best answer my daughter has ever given on a worksheet

Genius system

Oh no

Heh.. played a little bamboozle on you ;)

ezeehw

Hardest choice of my life

Number one girls name of 2019. Florence.

My husband and I got married this summer in our backyard, and this is my favourite photo of the day.

French art school photoshopped their student to be darker and added random people

Sacrifice, someone’s got to make it

It's not often useful

Metallica are our new christian values

Kids today! Always glued to their phones.