Ever wanted to hire a balkan brass band to just follow you for a day?

waffles

Woah...

May 1

I know my funeral plans...

Kac..chan?

An old post that I did nazi coming

Spongebob smash

You will be missed, you crazy prussian/jew cat!

Hue

This is not a drill!

Magmalicious

Sh*t's Getting Real!

Having A Job Interview

Aside from 2 or 3 outcast that should be ostracized

Depth perception and all that

When you forget to delete your browser history

Please, I want to be part of the fun

(W)oof

Plural from Groot is Greet

The Senate? More like See You Not

Relatable

Most of my titles recently are either "oof" or "hate when that happens :/"

And they weigh a skele-ton too

no banz plz

Another miss

Deep

cursed image

Potentially the best answer my daughter has ever given on a worksheet

Genius system

Oh no

Heh.. played a little bamboozle on you ;)

ezeehw

Hardest choice of my life

Number one girls name of 2019. Florence.

My husband and I got married this summer in our backyard, and this is my favourite photo of the day.

French art school photoshopped their student to be darker and added random people

Sacrifice, someone’s got to make it

It's not often useful

Metallica are our new christian values

Kids today! Always glued to their phones.

Look out Orlando, you've never seen rain before.

United they stand

It is this specific date of the year again

Local city sign with a bit of humour

Looks like North Carolina is ***ed.

Why are they taking so long?

Oh the globe you say

Modern Problems

Sometimes my brain has the weirdest ideas

For very precise glue gunning

Bamboozled

When you finally get your girlfiend to watch lord of the rings and she ends up being a bigger fan than you

All Canadians on Canada day

How fast was this sucker going!?

It’s -a- Me

double penetration

Good old Paradox Games

That hole in the phone case tho.

The Tibetan fox looks so like my first tries to paint animals

Last minute deals!

Just another yearbook

Goodbye old Friend

Local vet sign

This guy is happier than me

When your truck has been loaded all day and you still haven’t left.

Ugly *** destroys twins

My nephews birth announcement is on point.

I really can haz cheese burger

Oh snap!

Devil cat

I tried to take a selfie with my cat, but now it looks like we're about to drop a new album.

Infinity War 2 : Dustice League

Teen Titans Go is very dark when you look up close...

Meanwhile in Ireland!

My daughter was a finalist in a local art contest for high schoolers. The entire drawing was made from her writing various words and phrases in cursive. The word “butthole” occurs 54 times.

Hold up!

Wack

My workplace has a sense of humor. Poor Nathan.

But seriously think about it

Spidey and MJ

They will spread the big gay

While I was in Vatican City I found that ancient Rome has the best memes.

Redneck + Flexseal =

Cows: "Look at this little cow!"

Setting priorities

North / South Carolina weather right now.

Owhh sorry.........

Happy 911 y'all

Java Java

Going to work on monday

Classic

This crap taxidermy. Currently on display at the shanghai natural history museum

Public service announcement for our Carolina dlfriends

When your Dad comes out to greet your new girlfriend.

Most Legit Prison Tattoo

Alabama highways are getting out of hand

$300 text book

Prepping for Florence!

Technically his answer is not wrong