Friend broke his leg in a dirt bike accident this weekend. Pharmacist has no chill.

Stolen meme but this is me and my datemate to a tee and I wanted to share :P

Also he blacc

Swine!!!

Hue

now thats a good adaptation

We went to Home Depot today, I asked my wife if she wanted to duck down this isle for a Quickie. She rolled her eyes and kept walking.

*drools*

R.I.P

;-;

Well that kinda failed

Nyanpasu ~

Like cmon

Monday again.....

heh

Well....

Camo level 100

My wishes!!!

Buyer wrote: “I got this tank top from Amazon. But they sent me a dress. On the plus side though, it does make my ass look great.”

No sh!t!

Never going to give you up

Cursed breakfast

Clattering Onion

Like this if you like cats :3

Mr. Clean

How to cleanup feed? Anyone?

Quote of the year kiddo

Where did you get this?

Thinking frog

Once I saw it, I could not unsee the vagineck.

Well, babies *are* scary

Thanks Ben!

My last cross stitch project.

Relatable Bart

Buddy...

Every plane movie

And left lol

Got a picture with cam newton today

When your mom thinks she found your vape

Same last name...What a coincidence!

Goggly eyes make everything better

Oui oui

When my husband picks our teenage daughter up from a friend’s house.

Oof

Oh god damnit

Calm before the storm

Bet the bully had the high ground tho

Can’t handle it

Nice lamp you got there

It means a lot

Somehow, that does not come as a surprise to me

The ejacu-latte

My handicap uncle is ready for holloween

"I want my lawyer"

outplayed.

Juvenile red tailed hawk

I'm so punny

Do they grow back?

Correct pants you must buy.

Ride-on lawnmower

How is this so accurate

The NFL this season

Just get it done

Loving my new bath bomb

Can I buy a vowel?

Sweet Home, Alabama

That's a good point

Karen, you cheating ***...

R.L. Stine Presents

Cool people

Bill waterson was ahead of his time

You got me again

5 year olds be like:

Russia sent the evidence to my inbox

Less thinking, more repairing

Meeting hugelol friends <3 <3 <3 <3

Appowl

Found the Thanos of cats.

The end is near..

"I'm petrified of nipple chafing."

"Come on in!"

They shouldn’t be able to drive

Self reflection is important

For the people who sort by new

Shhh...

Retro-Schulen

　　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　

A rebel.

Banks HATE him

The smile is contagious

I think you're doing it wrong

I bet she's wearing a beret and looking very bored.

Too legit!

Leonard Ball

A Cat on Campus.

Is that rhetorical?

Picture vs Video Call

Who me? No never...

I’ll leave it here

Huawei is on another level of petty