Cloaca...

I bet he will run crying to his Mummy

I can’t believe I’m pregnant

Finally made it to Mount Rushmore

Oh.. My god

Eddy cannot be happy about this for sure

Tell me more about the underworld...

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soup

Not complaining tho, they spice up the place

Being a father of 2

The dangers of technology

How to deter sloppy parkers

I really need to put a lock on it

The Life I Live

Im always alone

Creepy shit

Heart stopping moment #42

Caught my roommate Luke’s reaction to me photographing him. This about sums up our relationship.

SPIDER-MAN!!!

Now this is pod racing!

Little boy shoots and mocks intruder

"Looking for a Phillips Head Screwdriver" starter pack

Local weatherman has the best FB updates.

Farming Karma 101

The power of mankind is to do the impossible

Lying ass

Yes perfect

It will last longer

Water Bowl Outside a Pet Store

Father Humor

This was in Canada...

Like night and day

For The Upcoming Halloween, Freak People Out With This

My server today was secretly Batman

noooooooooooooooooooo

I knew it, now my childhood is ruined !

Get that sixpack

That’s a good policy

Siberian cat

Adopt me daddy

TAKE COVER

Yup that would do it.

Which button to press first?

My son was shocked when he saw me with a wig

I mean,its better than real life

There's dirt under the nails

After seeing all of the Spider-Man video game posts, it made me think of this

Of coarse

I must like lamp

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Lamp

Fashion > stats

bröther

we interrupt usual programming

Only 1890's kids will get this

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he blessed us another time

Trump is still the president.

Best haircut a dog could ever want!

Abortnite 4 lyfe.

Seeing this in person was just painful.

Me like every night!

My 12-year-old: "Why do they have the guy from the Mucinex commercials at the Halloween store?"

They almost had the gauntlet off man!

Okay, okay I'll slow down

When you buy from AliExpress

Love the Country

Need to buy these now

LAMP?!?!?!?

Taco Slot

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I Survived..

Don't know where I got this but I think it fits on here

We all experienced it

Uhh yea

lets get this over with

Poor mum

This is how my cat waits for my boyfriend to come home.

How about you? How do you say it?

Please return them

Can anyone who has a friend please confirm

basic

Dön't löøk brøther

Erectile Dysfunction has a name.

*ba-dum-tiss*

hire him or she or it

Halloween Decorations Are The Best

Thanos has gone too far...

Graffiti removal guy better step up his game.

So lonely.

I feel like that's the exact opposite of what a Viking would want.

We hear it enough

My wife turned on a movie for our toddler. A few minutes later, I got this text.

Anyone else set multiple alarms?

This is really me. How about you?

He’s so cute!

Wife left me alone with the kids for the first time and after asking for an update I sent her this

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“Where’s my resume?”