Look at me. I am the Sphinx now.

Okay den

wtffff??!!!

Have a good weekend

Idk, but I'm getting a good vibe

It doesn't get more teen than this at the book fair!!!

Me after my 7 - 10 am classes

So anyway, I'm banned from the children's museum

Something new for my bucket list.

Just a cheeky 100 bucks

All bases covered

Grandpa's cheat sheet

MIL ordered a photo blanket for us.

Justin Time for a funny

Sneaky Fox

Y’all need one of these

I am very badass

I reimagine drawings by my nephews here is a mama and baby spider vs a mama and baby scorpion

Tipfinger

The medieval office

I mean it’s the truth.

Damn timmy!

Age before wisdom

An actual webpage coded by an actual human

My brother in law was so proud of the shelves he built...

just beat it to both

Man's worst nightmare

I still miss him

The hardest OCD decision of my life.

The meme evolves

Can’t blame him

*proceeds to conquer the World*

A funny sign found in Singapore

Listen to me boi

Cyberpunk 2077

Army training sir!!!

Bowsette

The stain glass windows in my new house

S.O.S

Totally Accurate

He deserves a balloon. A red one, I think.

Just a little.. closer

This Japanese cookie package.

This bootleg ass counterfeit Hamilton

Quantum Physics 101

Exactly

The more you know

its a turtle tho

Dr. Phdeven

Airport humor

This sign in the library

Sn₂

The Trees know all

The X-Men's Room

Checkmate Round-Earthers!

At least the cops responded promptly.

It's true I tried it today

Life Cycle

P A S T A

This guy put a skimmer in a ATM and local police release the photo to the public taken by the ATM. His disguise was by wearing 10x magnification glasses. I can't stop looking at his expression!

Nearly that time of year.

Sadly, it seems, Japan is preparing for war.

Ready, fight!

NBA. Nuns basketball association

At least the prequels are funny-bad

Knowledge is power

I’ve stared at a lot of asses, but I’ve never had an ass stare at me :V

rats might be better anyway

nice old lady...

Aim

A box of instant cat.

Got a new coffeemaker. Tried my hand at making latte art. Didn't go entirely as expected...

After 20 years...

the happiest animal on earth...Wanted a hug

I think Wolverine need a new name

Atleast you're a good wingman

So now we have the truth

Empire did nothing wrong

Round cheese

Funny yet true

Every parent knows

Cloaca...

I bet he will run crying to his Mummy

I can’t believe I’m pregnant

Finally made it to Mount Rushmore

Oh.. My god

Eddy cannot be happy about this for sure

Tell me more about the underworld...

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soup

Not complaining tho, they spice up the place

Being a father of 2

The dangers of technology

How to deter sloppy parkers

I really need to put a lock on it

The Life I Live

Im always alone

Creepy shit

Heart stopping moment #42

Caught my roommate Luke’s reaction to me photographing him. This about sums up our relationship.