At least the cops responded promptly.

It's true I tried it today

Life Cycle

P A S T A

This guy put a skimmer in a ATM and local police release the photo to the public taken by the ATM. His disguise was by wearing 10x magnification glasses. I can't stop looking at his expression!

Nearly that time of year.

Sadly, it seems, Japan is preparing for war.

Ready, fight!

NBA. Nuns basketball association

At least the prequels are funny-bad

Knowledge is power

I’ve stared at a lot of asses, but I’ve never had an ass stare at me :V

rats might be better anyway

nice old lady...

Aim

A box of instant cat.

Got a new coffeemaker. Tried my hand at making latte art. Didn't go entirely as expected...

After 20 years...

the happiest animal on earth...Wanted a hug

I think Wolverine need a new name

Atleast you're a good wingman

So now we have the truth

Empire did nothing wrong

Round cheese

Funny yet true

Every parent knows

Cloaca...

I bet he will run crying to his Mummy

I can’t believe I’m pregnant

Finally made it to Mount Rushmore

Oh.. My god

Eddy cannot be happy about this for sure

Tell me more about the underworld...

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soup

Not complaining tho, they spice up the place

Being a father of 2

The dangers of technology

How to deter sloppy parkers

I really need to put a lock on it

The Life I Live

Im always alone

Creepy shit

Heart stopping moment #42

Caught my roommate Luke’s reaction to me photographing him. This about sums up our relationship.

SPIDER-MAN!!!

Now this is pod racing!

Little boy shoots and mocks intruder

"Looking for a Phillips Head Screwdriver" starter pack

Local weatherman has the best FB updates.

Farming Karma 101

The power of mankind is to do the impossible

Lying ass

Yes perfect

It will last longer

Water Bowl Outside a Pet Store

Father Humor

This was in Canada...

Like night and day

For The Upcoming Halloween, Freak People Out With This

My server today was secretly Batman

noooooooooooooooooooo

I knew it, now my childhood is ruined !

Get that sixpack

That’s a good policy

Siberian cat

Adopt me daddy

TAKE COVER

Yup that would do it.

Which button to press first?

My son was shocked when he saw me with a wig

I mean,its better than real life

There's dirt under the nails

After seeing all of the Spider-Man video game posts, it made me think of this

Of coarse

I must like lamp

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Lamp

Fashion > stats

bröther

we interrupt usual programming

Only 1890's kids will get this

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he blessed us another time

Trump is still the president.

Best haircut a dog could ever want!

Abortnite 4 lyfe.

Seeing this in person was just painful.

Me like every night!

My 12-year-old: "Why do they have the guy from the Mucinex commercials at the Halloween store?"

They almost had the gauntlet off man!

Okay, okay I'll slow down

When you buy from AliExpress

Love the Country

Need to buy these now

LAMP?!?!?!?

Taco Slot

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I Survived..

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