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My friend asked me for a french souvenir
Anon is in love
It just keeps getting worse
Think of Willie
Every neighborhood has one
Press A to pray.
Can you smell what he’s cooking?
An inspiring TED talk
It do be like that sometimes
Ohoho , you dirty gal, wait! It might be a guy too
Yeet off Millenial, I'm playing Minecraft
The barista gave up
I have a dream
I retired from dick pics...
I mean I guess
Why u not doctor yet
What Legos Do When We're Not Looking
It do be like that: Original version
And it shall obey
Thank you for your cooperation.
Spit my drink out when I saw this...
You Need to Calm the Hell Down Halls...
breaking news on BBC B R E A K F A S T
Guess who am i
*BOOM* “Found it!”
Somebody add some sick beat to that and lets all be happy
This one is for all of you - you weirdos
The secret of immortality revealed...
If you don't get this, we can't be friends!
Talking to grandparents
Adulting is tough
My dad found this.
Diver tells sharks a bed time story
Why are you judging me!
Of Course its Florida
100%, works every time
What did I say !
My wife moments before our wedding ceremony
Those poor ***s.
This Hercules VHS Costume
Took my girls to a Taylor Swift concert. 10/10 great experience.
"Hey Ma? Can i have a sleepover?"
Movie vs. True
Stay safe lads
Take me home, country roads
Thats a pretty good solution!
The middle aged man sitting next to me at a wedding is a delicate ***ing flower.
Oh no! It's my job.
Knock knock let the retard in
Lost dog, Halloween costume
It sure has...
The student with the Venmo sign is a legend. I checked his Venmo and there are hundreds of people who sent him money.
Taking zero chances in 2018.
Hand me a beer
Go easy on the OJ!
200 likes on this post and I stop posting for 2 weeks.
Pooh was on to something...
I promise to stop
Whose ***ing restaurant is this?
I'm Pickle Cosmo
One of these don’t belong...
The pillow just EXPLODED, Mom!!
And the title has nothing to do with the post
WikiHow helps us again
And the circle is complete
You don’t have a chance
He's my pillow now
Found this at a local ice cream parlour in India.
The devil's lettuce made me do it
That's not fair play
Can all the fellas please join me in a collective sigh of grief?
Best cosplay ever!
Mostly action movies
Aussies are truly the real shitposters
Remember who's in charge.
This is how online relationships are /
Turn everything into weapons
I'm craving some Ocean Meat
Paycheck reveals the truth!haha
I think thid proves a point.
Who says video game adaptations of films suck
Venom's new look
I always knew fish were stupid, but this takes the cake
Emma & WEED