*snaps phone in half*

The longer you ignore Discover, the more desperate their envelopes become.

I am confusion.

Cease your peasantry!

Also known as E teir

Such a pompus knave

*Tucks johnson behind waistband

Saudi news channel censored the uncovered hair of Angela Merkel

I feel personally attacked

Power move

Who’s ready for Spooktober?

Love my neighborhood's commitment to a healthy lifestyle

Just like nesting dolls

Head & Shoulders hair care brand really missing a trick!

Good news?

John Wick Motivation

Galileo just couldn’t keep his mouth shut

‘‘Tis the season

Don't even need to study medicine

Which episode of Rick and Morty is this?

I'm gonna be sad if you dont get this.

Lomp?

Can someone think in Robin and Batman

My sister's bookmark

Blending right in

It's an entirely untapped market

Drop it like it's 1939

Gottem

The Feline Winter Soldier

To serve vegetables

When time wasting is an art form

Who needs rotating text

Spooky times are upon us

Almost enough RAM for Chrome to run smoothly

My host is an idiot

I'll be right back...

God, I love this movie

I don't think I want to travel

War has changed

WWRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

I can't wait

My queen

That'll do.

I can assure you

moth rekt

My friend asked me for a french souvenir

Anon is in love

ₜₕₑ ₕₒᵣᵣₒᵣ

It just keeps getting worse

Think of Willie

Every neighborhood has one

Press A to pray.

Can you smell what he’s cooking?

An inspiring TED talk

Illusion 100%

It do be like that sometimes

Buns

*Drrrrrringgg*

Ohoho , you dirty gal, wait! It might be a guy too

Yeet off Millenial, I'm playing Minecraft

The barista gave up

I have a dream

Traumatized

I retired from dick pics...

I mean I guess

Why u not doctor yet

What Legos Do When We're Not Looking

It do be like that: Original version

And it shall obey

Thank you for your cooperation.

Spit my drink out when I saw this...

Present!

That's META.

You Need to Calm the Hell Down Halls...

breaking news on BBC B R E A K F A S T

Guess who am i

*BOOM* “Found it!”

Somebody add some sick beat to that and lets all be happy

This one is for all of you - you weirdos

The secret of immortality revealed...

If you don't get this, we can't be friends!

Talking to grandparents

Adulting is tough

My dad found this.

Diver tells sharks a bed time story

Why are you judging me!

Of Course its Florida

100%, works every time

What did I say !

My wife moments before our wedding ceremony

Those poor ***s.

This Hercules VHS Costume

Took my girls to a Taylor Swift concert. 10/10 great experience.

"Hey Ma? Can i have a sleepover?"

Jeezus

I’m out

Movie vs. True

Stay safe lads

Take me home, country roads

Thats a pretty good solution!